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FORD FOCUS F1 TEAM STATEMENT

ROUND 4: CHINESE GP

MF: We also have here, reigning champion Sebastian Vettel to get his views on Ford Focus' season. Sebastian, what are your thoughts on rjbetty's alarming tumble down the standings?

SV: Tough Luck.
MF: Stone the crows, and blow me! Il Mantovano Volante has joined us from the bleeding here-after!!

TN: Thats a right Brittunculi, I've have a message for Hans Bitterman over there.

SV: You talkin' to me greaseball?

TN: You're the only Jam Bun in ear-shot

MF: OK this conversation has gotten a little pear shaped, did you want to say something to smeg finger?

TN: Just a comment on how his season is going:

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry dukie!

SV: