Sorry I haven't been around at all this season. I've been far too busy sleeping off champagne hangovers and bouncing Rolex watches off my groupies bums for Instagram photos on my yacht.

I'm happy to say being the championship leader hasn't changed me. I've only sacked 740 of my 800 workforce since my impressive 7th place a few years ago. It's important to remain grounded I think and remember the people who get you there.

Right, off to play golf with Bernie Ecclestone's daughters maids, nephews best friend. Good luck to Steve as he's been on our heals all season! May the best team win.