I'm working on a deal where I get a nickel every time some whiner uses the words "sexism" or "misogyny". Now, while a nickel may not sound like much to you, my plan is to make volume work in my favor. I figure between Game of Thrones allowing a (make believe!) female character to get snuffed or harmed, a race car driver squirting champagne on a model and people beating their (soft) heads against the wall because Susie Wolff hasn't been given a fair shot at Williams, I should have about $400 million within a 12 month period.

It's 2015 and a growing part pf the planet still doesn't have clean water to drink. But for goodness sake, a girl in a skirt standing by a race car is what we need to get all twisted about. Why? Well, because it's 2015, by gawd: the year of whining and faux sensitivity.