Sorry, if you want to see the rest of the narcissistic photo I will have to PM it to you.
As for naked scootering; it is still a little chilly even in Southern CA. For that activity, but I promise when the weather warms up a little you can have an exclusive viewing of my naked ride home, before it goes viral. However, back on topic, if you, happened to miss it, a classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJS8j9YYB9w