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[gadjo_dilo]

Not always. I've made this surprising and slightly unpleasant discovery recently. In November we picked a cat in the countryside just to save her from freezing to death. Initially, she had been the softest and gentlest creature in the world who was infinitely thankful to us for rescuing her. On top of that she would eat anything we gave her. In just a few weeks she became a nosy and arrogant beast who's busy making a difficult choice between tuna and sausage. On top of that, she's not particularly smart. That's the most difficult part with us. While none of us in the family is really humble or low maintenance, we take pride in the fact that we can back up our ambitions with some proper software installed in our heads and charming personalities (that's right!). The kitty doesn't have much of that and always provides fresh material for jokes about a redneck who's made it to the big city.

He's Aziz. 90% of the time he's that lazy. The rest of 10% is a sort of horror movie.....
Thanks God he's not mine......