Interview the Person Above

[anfield5]

What was it she charged for?

With my back! Are you kidding?

[steveaki13]

Would you like to play with 555's hedgehog?

Only if I can wear the pink sparkly miniskirt.

[anfield5]

DO you want to swing from the chandelier with Billy's missus.

One minute it wasn't there, then there was a clap of what sounded like thunder, a flash of brilliant blue light, and suddenly there it was!

[D-Type]

Do you mean 555's hedgehog or steve's pink sparkly miniskirt?

I closed my eyes and put my fingers in my ears

[anfield5]

How did you do that elephant impression?

Some like it hot... others not so much.

[steveaki13]

What did you Billys missus say to you?

Why, would you like to see it.

[anfield5]

What did you say to Bill's missus when she asked about your sparkly pink miniskirt?

It seems to change shape and colour on hot days.

[D-Type]

What was that you said about Billy's missus wearing Steve's sparkly pink miniskirt?

Anfield's elephant would win hands down.

[steveaki13]

Who would win in a beauty contest between Billys Missus and Anfields Elephant?

She was so heavy I had to use 555's hedgehog to get her off.

[D-Type]

Was it difficult to get her off your knee?

It was radioactive

[gadjo_dilo]

What made Steve give up wearing his pink sparkly miniskirt?

He used to wash it with Persil.

[steveaki13]

How did 555 wash his favourite hedgehog?

It was Brown with white spots.

[gadjo_dilo]

What colour were Billy's missus underwear when you last visited her?

When I want to be happy I use a whip.

[steveaki13]

What is Billy's missus favourite saying?

Just now when I went to the churchyard.

[gadjo_dilo]

When did you notice you're about to marry Billy's missus?

He was wearing Adam's "suit".

[schmenke]

How did you find steveaki13 with Billy's missus?


At first is was painful, but after a while I enjoyed it.

[gadjo_dilo]

How did you cope with the treatment when the doctor prescribed you a suppository?

He just counted till 5 and took a deep breath.

[anfield5]

Did Schmenke manage to count all the way to 10 this time?

Never on a Sunday!

[gadjo_dilo]

When do you cut your nails?

I was wrong to think that.

[steveaki13]

Did you think Anfield and Schmenke were chatting up Billys Missus?

Just once more. Please. Just once more

[D-Type]

Can we still mention Billy's Missus?

Yes, it's rising

[steveaki13]

What did Billys Missus last say to you?

25 elephants and a pink sparkly mini skirt.

[D-Type]

If Billy's Missus doesn't turn you on, what does?

Hogging the outside lane of the motorway

[anfield5]

Where was I when you saw me with my finger out of the window of my car?

Motorway Womble

[steveaki13]

Whats your nickname for D Type?

A Hulk of a beast. With brilliant sense of style.

[gadjo_dilo]

How can you describe the person known as gadjo_dilo?

A new Maradona is born.

[D-Type]

What headline would you like to see?

Michael Jackson in a tutu

Edit: forgot the vitally important question mark

[gadjo_dilo]

What people thought when I performed as a margaret in the Nutcracker?

That's a lie!

[steveaki13]

Did I see you and Anfield 5 going into 555's house?

There were about 6 hedgehogs in there.

[gadjo_dilo]

Why were you yelling when you jumped in Billy's missus bed?

He was pinching his eyebrows

[D-Type]

What was Billy doing with the hedgehogs

Greenpeace weren't interested

[gadjo_dilo]

What were international organizations doing to help the hedgehogs from Billy's claws?

She was selected for Miss World competition.

[steveaki13]

What did Billy win?

Never cared about her, she was horrible.

[gadjo_dilo]

Do you think that gadjo_dilo could also attend Miss World contest?

The place has plenty of rats.

[steveaki13]

Have you ever been into a sewer?

I think it was Gadjo dilo who introduced me.

[D-Type]

How did you meet Billy's missus?

You totally encase them in clay then bake them

[gadjo_dilo]

What's the best way to punish the guys who exploits Billy's missus?

That was why he decided to join the army.

[steveaki13]

What did Schmenke do after seeing Billy Missus a few times?

Juggling tea pots for a living.

[gadjo_dilo]

What will you do when you get retired?

Selling cucumbers to the gardener.

[schmenke]

What was Billy's missus doing when you paid a visit?


At least a dozen.

[gadjo_dilo]

How many kids do you want from Billy's missus?

3 apples, an orange and a potato.

[anfield5]

What is Billy's missus' normal fee?

I'd rather be on a beach in St Lucia, playing my guitar and sipping an exotic sounding cocktail from the shell of a coconut, decorated with a garland of hibiscus flowers, surrounded by iridescent green and red humming birds.

[gadjo_dilo]

Would you accept Billy's missus invitation to dinner?

It's late and I'd rather go to sleep.

[steveaki13]

What has Billys missus never said in her life?

10.

[gadjo_dilo]

How many guys from this forum felled for Billy's missus?

39

[schmenke]

How old was Billy's missus when she graduated from high school?


It really wasn't worth the effort.

[steveaki13]

What did you think of your night with Billys missus?

Got drunk and then went home.

[gadjo_dilo]

What have you done when Billy's missus refused to open the door?

I saved the country from anarchy.

[steveaki13]

What did you do for Romania?

I caused the country anarchy.

[gadjo_dilo]

What did you do for Ukraine?

I was thinking of this idiot all the time.

[steveaki13]

Wasn't it Seph Blatter you were dreaming about?

1 Pink beetle, 1 sparkly mini skirt, 3 hedgehogs and Billys Missus.

[steveaki13]

Wasn't it Seph Blatter you were dreaming about?

1 Pink beetle, 1 sparkly mini skirt, 3 hedgehogs and Billys Missus.

[D-Type]

You woke up screaming in a state of terror: what was the nightmare about?

"A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian"

[schmenke]

What do you like to read while on the can?

Ooh, yes, I'd love to try it!

[D-Type]

Do you mean using "A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian" page by page?

It depends whether you are buying or selling.

[schmenke]

Are you intersted in photos of Billy's missus posing on a Ukranian tractor?


It would have to be a really big one.

[D-Type]

Are you talking about the tractor or the photo?

I had one - but the wheels fell off

[steveaki13]

Who has had an affair with Billys Missus?

George's Missus.

[anfield5]

Who could out wrestle Billy's missus?

It was horrible. HORRIBLE I TELL YOU !

[D-Type]

How did the threesome with Billy's and George's missuses go?

It was at least two feet deep.

[anfield5]

How big was the dent in the couch where George's missus was sitting?

It wasn't my idea, I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and said the wrong thing to the wrong person!

[D-Type]

How did you end up in a threesome with those tw?

Half a bottle of brandy

[anfield5]

What anesthetic did you use before you met Bills and Georges missus'?

I t wasn't enough, and yet more than enough, both at the same time!

[D-Type]

Was it effective?

I think it's time to change the subject!

[steveaki13]

What would you like to do with Billys Missus?

I looked at the map but couldn't even find London.

[D-Type]

Could you show me the way to go home, please?

Ask a policeman!

[anfield5]

What has a pointy head and flat feet?

Mostly navy blue, with some gold braid and red trim

[D-Type]

What't the new Red Bull team uniform colours

La Marsellaise, Deutschland über alles, or The Red Flag

[anfield5]

what are your three all time most bestest favouritest songs ever?

garlic munching surrender monkey

[D-Type]

How do an older generation stereotype the French?

Jackbooted, militaristic, hairy legged women, beer festivals, sausage eaters

[steveaki13]

Could you describe you dream woman in a few short statements?

I would have but it was covered in spots.

[D-Type]

Did you show Billy's missus what you can offer her?

Ice road truckers

[anfield5]

What is the stooopidest program on TV.

A pair of gloves, a straw hat, two belts, a pair of running shoes and some rice pudding.

[steveaki13]

What does Anfield5 need for a nice weekend away?

He stuck a hand grenade down D Types shorts.

[D-Type]

:ohplease: OUCH!

[steveaki13]

:ohplease: OUCH!

:laugh: Sorry about that D Type. :o :kiss:

[D-Type]

What does Anfield5 need for a nice weekend away?

He stuck a hand grenade down D Type's shorts.
Back on topic.

What did Billy do when he found out what his missus was up to?

Black and white puppy dogs!

[anfield5]

What is the secret ingredient in KFC's 11 herbs and spices.

Ground to a fine powder, then mixed with cough syrup to form a tacky paste.

[D-Type]

How do you like to take your rhino horn?

I'm old fashioned - I prefer chocolate

[anfield5]

How do YOU like to take YOUR Rhino horn?

Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!

[steveaki13]

Do you want some Rhino Horn?

Yes but only on Tuesdays at 4pm with Billys Missus.

[anfield5]

do you play bingo?

I though it was.... but is wasn't. In fact on reflection is was about as far away as it could have been while still being in the same time zone!

[schmenke]

Did you park your car nearby?


I can just make it out if I squint.

[anfield5]

can you see the tip of your nose?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away!

[schmenke]

When and where did you last see your car?

I prefer it luke warm.

[anfield5]

how do you like your ice-cream?

I thought the juicy black bits were sultanas, until one flew away!

[schmenke]

Why aren't you eating your Raisin Bran?

It's far too small.

[anfield5]

What's wrong with your jumbo jet?

walking like a moron with his hat on backwards

[schmenke]

What was steveaki13 doing when you saw him leaving Billy's missus' place?


Hanging from a tree branch.

[D-Type]

What is Billy's missus' favourite position

No - he doesn't like it

[steveaki13]

Does Schmenke like hanging from a tree branch?

Yesterday at 4pm while wearing a latex suit.

[gadjo_dilo]

When did Billy's missus congratulate Tazio on his birthday?

He was buying flowers from a gypsy woman.

[D-Type]

What was Billy doing at the time?

They were having a beer together

[anfield5]

What was Billy doing with his pet Guinea Pig?

Grey, no colours just a single grey monotone complimented by a single spot of grey!

[D-Type]

What colour is Billy's guinea pig?

Wrap it in mud and spit roast it over an open fire

[anfield5]

the obvious thing is to ask... what is the the best way to cook said guinea pig?

the teeth are useful as bottle openers

[schmenke]

Okay... What's the best thing about Billy's guinea pig?

It was in surprisngly good shape considering it was buried for several years.

[anfield5]

How was that pizza you had for dinner last night?

She did, we did, you did, but they didn't!

[D-Type]

What's the difference between Billy's missus, this forum and the Salt Lake City Mormon Choir?

They were all masochists to have more than one wife

[gadjo_dilo]

What motivated so many guys of this forum to lust for Billy's missus?

He thought he was acting with dignity

[anfield5]

why did Billy wipe his nose on his sleeve.

Shake, rattle and role.

[schmenke]

What does Billy's missus do every time she see's you?

At first I thought it was rotten until I realized that's how it always smells.

[anfield5]

Have you ever visited Paris?

The best thing about it, is simply that it has a great big red and green striped statue of Billy's missus.

[gadjo_dilo]

What's so special about your house?

Amazing!.............

[D-Type]

What did you think when you saw the statue?

A large chocolate easter bunny

[gadjo_dilo]

What's the charge for Billy's missus on Easter weekend?

The money is rightfully mine.

[anfield5]

Why did you visit Billy's missus?

It wasn't worth worrying about until the Vikings came!

[schmenke]

Why are you concerned about Billy's missus?

I had to force it.

[anfield5]

how did you fit that square peg in a round hole?

Out damn spot, out I say!

[schmenke]

What did you tell your dog when it pee'd on your carpet?

It was a complete waste of time.

[D-Type]

Did you study Shakespeare at school?

It depends who you believe

[anfield5]

Is the moon really made from cheese?

We all knew it was flat, common sense dictated that ir MUST be flat, it has always been flat. Then suddenly it was apparently not flat at all, rather it was a 3 dimensional orb!

[schmenke]

What surprised you about D-Type's head?


Cookie dough in a flower pot.

[anfield5]

What's the strangest thing about your kitchen?

COOOOOOOKKIIIEEEESSSS!!

[gadjo_dilo]

What have you asked Billy's missus to cook for you?

What a jerk.....

[anfield5]

How do you feel about Jose Mourinho

off, on, off, on, then off, then on again

[D-Type]

Billy's missus's clothes?

Down to the final frame

[anfield5]

How far did you go with Billy's missus, before you discovered she was a robot?

a mains adapter and a USB port!

[schmenke]

What do you need to communicate with Billy's missus?

It got stuck and now it won't come out.

[D-Type]

How did you [both] end up in casualty?

The nurse was so overweight he was almost obese

[anfield5]

What do remember most fondly about your trip to casualty?

Dial M for Murder!

[schmenke]

What television show do you and Billy's missus enjoy watching together?

Pink spandex.

[D-Type]

What does Billy's missus like you to wear?

Brown and white cows

[steveaki13]

What pattern is Billys Missus's underwear?

I found it in the cupboard after a year.

[anfield5]

Whatever happened to that puppy Billy's missus gave you?

I gave it mouth to mouth, but judging by the smell, it had been dead for a considerable amount of time!

[steveaki13]

What? Billy's Missus is dead, but surely there was something you could have done?

I guess will will have to find someone else now.

[D-Type]

What will poor Will do now?

Perhaps she isn't dead but has just gone away for a while

[schmenke]

What do you think about the Amelia Earhart mystery?

It made a complete mess.

[anfield5]

How's life with your new chimp?

Take 12 asprins and call me in the morning

[schmenke]

What do you advise after an evening with Billy's missus?

You have to get there early in the morning.

[anfield5]

How do you always manage to get the best picks from the overnight rubbish drop?

It's where I get all of my best ideas from!

[steveaki13]

Why do you ask dating advice on Motorsport Forums?

It smells rotten.

[schmenke]

How's your pet hedgehog after spending a weekend with Billy's missus?

It's too far; I can't be bothered.

[anfield5]

Why didn't you use the explanation mark key to finish your answer?

It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I really, really, really, really, really don't want to!

[D-Type]

Have you tried to contact Billy's missus

Once she's gone, I can't go on

[anfield5]

Why do you stop insulting Billy's missus as soon as she walks out of the room?

It's messy and overly complicated, but if you put in enough concerted effort, eventually you will see the benefits.

[schmenke]

What's it like trying to have an intelligent conversation with Billy's missus?

It's a lot of fun, but the cleanup afterwards is not pleasant.

[anfield5]

How was the jelly wrestling with Billy and his missus?

I thought she was an angel until I noticed her wings were on upside down

[steveaki13]

What did you think when Billy's Missus loomed over you?

It was very itchy and really not pleasant all all. Luckily though I had Anfields Hedgehog.

[schmenke]

Why did you stop cuddling with Billy's missus?

You'd be surprised.

[anfield5]

Isn't it uncomfortable to clean your 'gentleman's area' with my hedgehog?

It is safe to go back now!

[schmenke]

Is that stinking hedgehog still in Billy's missus' house?

It makes be break out in a rash.

[steveaki13]

Is that stinking hedgehog still in Billy's missus' house?

It makes be break out in a rash.

What happens we you go near Billys Missus.?

I have seen him in ages.

[anfield5]

How's Billy?

A big thumbs up from the retard in the corner

[steveaki13]

Hows Billy?

I had to Google it and was sick all over the chickens.

[schmenke]

What's really in chicken fingers?

It's much better luke warm.

[anfield5]

Do you like your beer cold?

It actually tasted better coming out, than it did going in

[schmenke]

How did you enjoy the hedgehog pie that Billy's missus baked for you?

I'm down to my last half dozen.

[steveaki13]

Who many more times will you see Billy's Missus?

It was round and large, but other than that I couldn't make anything out.

[schmenke]

How was your cuddle with Billy's missus?


A beach ball and a toothbrush.

[D-Type]

What turns a New Zealander's favourite sheep on?

Sheep make a change

[anfield5]

What do you use to clean your drains?

You really couldn't tell which end was the front and which end was the back, so you just had to make and educated guess and hope to god that you hadn't made a terrible mistake.

[schmenke]

How would you describe your cuddle with Billy's missus?

I endured it for as long as I could but in the end I simply had to give in.

[anfield5]

How would YOU describe YOUR cuddle with Billy's missus?

A punctured lung, three broken ribs, two black eyes and a dislocated pinky!

[D-Type]

What was the result of Billy finding you cuddling his missus?

Sheep are safer

[anfield5]

Why did you trade in your pet velociraptor?

it got blood and gore all over the carpet, not to mention the mess that it left on the walls

[steveaki13]

What happened when Billy arrived back from work and you were with his missus?

Hexagonal with white spots.

[anfield5]

Can you describe you man sausage?

The doctor said it was only a brief affliction... that was 27 years ago!

[schmenke]

What did your doctor say when you told him you couldn’t stop seeing Billy’s missus?

I can’t do it when people are watching.

[D-Type]

Have you ever 'kissed' a sheep?

Winning by 3 goals

[steveaki13]

What does the England football team never do?

Lost by a nose.

[anfield5]

What is something else the England football team never do?

water as far as a blind mans eyes can see

[D-Type]

What's the Sahara Desert like?

I asked an Algerian

[anfield5]

Do you speak German?

Then the little bugger just got up and ran away

[D-Type]

What happened when you ran over the sheep?

Elephants have right of way

[steveaki13]

Whats the one rule when visiting Billy?

I saw him smoking a giant reefer.

[schmenke]

What did you see Billy doing after his missus left?

It was an exhausting ordeal.

[anfield5]

how was your day counting D-Types sheep and chimps?

It had one bright red eye right in the middle of its' face!

[D-Type]

What distinguished A***5 's favourite ewe from the rest

He preferred sheep to billy's missus

[schmenke]

Why did anfield5 leave the US to visit Wales?

Lubrication helped.

[D-Type]

How did Germany do that to Brazil?

The sheep felt rather like that.

[schmenke]

How was your cuddle with Billy's missus?

I do it only twice a year.

[anfield5]

How was your cuddle with Billy's missus

53.74

[steveaki13]

How many people did you see going into Billys place in the last 2 hours?

It was only because of the 3rd law of thermodynamics?

[anfield5]

why is it so cold in here?

The three laws of robotics.

[D-Type]

What stops Billy doing his missus in?

A 10 foot deep hole

[anfield5]

Where does a 10 foot long worm live?

Cookie Monster and Big Bird

[steveaki13]

What do you and Billys missus dress up as on your "Special" evenings round her place?

It flew 2.46 miles into the air.

[D-Type]

What happened to Krakatoa?

I only kicked it gently

[anfield5]

What happened to Krakatoa?

Goblins!

[D-Type]

What do you chase when you can't find any sheep?

Hobbits.

[steveaki13]

What do you think Billys Missus looks like?

A combination of sheep and whiskey.

[D-Type]

What do you envisage makes up a Welsh farmer's dream evening?

Vodka, tomato juice, Worcester Sauce, raw egg (optional)

[anfield5]

What did you have for breakfast?

Tasted worse coming back up again

[steveaki13]

How was Billy's Missus? (Sorry)

Jumping around and screaming Kylie Minogue songs

[anfield5]

What is Kylie Minogue doing to annoy everybody in the entire Universe, to such a degree that we all want to poke out eyes out with a stick and insert them in our ears to block out the sound.

caught in the headlights like a startled possum

[steveaki13]

When do Schmenke and Billys Missus feel most relaxed?

With a Melon.

[anfield5]

When do Schemnke and Billy's missus feel least relaxed?

The pips get stuck in your teeth

[schmenke]

What happens when you kiss Billy's missus?

I prefer it in the dark.

[anfield5]

How do like your wife's cooking?

It all looks the same, tastes the same, smells the same, trouble is it didn't start out the same, I prefer to think it's chicken!

[D-Type]

Do you eat at McDonalds often?

With loads of chilli and ginger.

[schmenke]

How do you typically use your deodorant?


Fresh, never frozen.

[anfield5]

How do you like your ice cream?

faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, or just Vernon!

[D-Type]

How does Billy's wife like her men?

But she will settle for less

[anfield5]

I thought Billy's missus only went for unwashed, dirty, bone idle, one eyed tramps with matted hair, towing a dead dog called Killer - type of blokes?

I heard it through the grapevine

[D-Type]

How do you know so much about Billy's missus?

The police keep comprehensive files.

[steveaki13]

How does everyone know so much about Schmenke?

Without principle, every Friday with a Goat.

[anfield5]

when does schmenke go to school?

he IS a genius... just a really, really stupid one!

[D-Type]

What's the goat doing hanging around with Schmenke?

There aren't enough sheep in Canada to go round.

[anfield5]

why do Canadian sheep stand around in triangular shaped flocks?

I though it was a good idea, I mean custard tastes great, bacon tastes great so, I came to the obvious conclusion

[555-04Q2]

What did schmenke say when he realised his new menu dish for his local eatery was a failure?

Use the fork, it's easier!

[steveaki13]

Whats the best way to get 555-04Q2 to stay around the Forums?

With cheese spread all over it.

[555-04Q2]

How you take your coffee sir?

Thin, fragile...but strong at the same time.

[steveaki13]

How would you describe yourselve?

Its 492 miles West and then 4,000 miles South.

[schmenke]

Where's the nearest loo?

It's starting to smell odd.

[555-04Q2]

Where's the nearest pub?

Keep it, it's too complicated for me.

[555-04Q2]

Lol beat me old timer!!!

[schmenke]

Lol! :D

[555-04Q2]

What did your wife say about your jockstrap?

Twice a year and only on Thursdays.

[steveaki13]

When does 555 come onto Motorsport Forums?

Everyday but only with one eye open

[schmenke]

How often do you snuggle with Billy's missus?

I've been told it's not quite big enough.

[555-04Q2]

How often do you please yourself?

Well that does it!!!

[schmenke]

Again :p:

[555-04Q2]

Bugger!

[schmenke]

...
Well that does it!!!

Are you fed up with the Word Games forum?

A cricket bat and apple sauce.

[555-04Q2]

How's your neighbours IQ?

I just can't bring myself to do it.

[schmenke]

How come you haven't learned to ride a bicycle?


It requires too much advance planning.

[555-04Q2]

Why don't you wipe after a dump?

For me, no. For you, yes.

[schmenke]

Is it difficult to resist Billy's missus?


It seemed completely illogical but it actually worked.

[555-04Q2]

Why did you drive your car backwards to work yesterday?

If it fits, run!

[D-Type]

What do you do if Billy's missus produces a condom?

Do they come in different sizes?

[anfield5]

What do you do if Billy's missus produces a condom?

Do they come in different sizes?

Why you ask two questions Duncan?

[D-Type]

:o Whoops! wrong thread. How about

What do you do if Billy's missus produces a condom?

They come in different sizes

[anfield5]

Why does Billy have more than one missus?

I like mine covered in honey!

[steveaki13]

How do you like your Billys Missus?

Square with holes and a snake tied to one end.

[anfield5]

How do you like YOUR Billy's missus?

size isn't important, just as long as it is the right size for the job!

[schmenke]

Why are you using a chainsaw to butter your toast?


I prefer the rear.

[555-04Q2]

Which part of your body is your best side?

Well I'll be darned if you're gonna get me into that thing!

[steveaki13]

Care for a go on Billys Missus?

Ha Ha only for a nice cup of tea

[anfield5]

What would you sell your soul for?

I offered, but no one took me up on it?

[555-04Q2]

Did you manage to give your favourite underwear away at the underwear convention last week?

Knock knock.

[anfield5]

What's the morse code signal for "Help Billy's missus has got me by the short and curlies and I want to get out"?

it's your own fault, you were warned that that might one day happen if you didn't change your batteries!

[555-04Q2]

What did the husband say to his crying wife when she used her vibrator one time too many?

Take the next left turn, continue for 100 meters crossing over a pedestrian crossing before taking another left and follow the road until you go over the edge of the bloody cliff mate.

[steveaki13]

What did the wife say to her husband after the last remark he made?

Its common knowledge that a hedgehogs brain is way more powerful than a humans.

[anfield5]

What one single answer can accurately sum up you lack of knowledge of all things hedgehog related?

It was simply a case of Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

[555-04Q2]

Why is Billys missus so mean?

It was bound to be exposed at some stage.

[anfield5]

Did you hear... Billy's missus is a Thai lady-boy and has been dead for 7 months?

Eww.......!

[555-04Q2]

Do you like Thai lady-boys?

F#@k that was close!!!

[steveaki13]

Did you nearly fall for Anfields Thai Lady Boy?

Spotted with a scent of musky pig

[555-04Q2]

How do you like your Thai lady-boys?

Maybe next time, if you're lucky.

[anfield5]

Did you nearly fall for Billy's Thai Lady-boy?

27 feet long and weighing 360 kilos

[555-04Q2]

So, how big are you really?

Thirteen shades of hell no way!

[anfield5]

How would you describe watching a game of rugby, and would you do it?

3 parts Vodka, 2 parts gin and half a gallon of tomato sauce.

[555-04Q2]

What finishes off a great evening for you?

On the left next to the ugly chick...that's it.

[steveaki13]

Where is your missus?

Around the corner, then on the right before a U turn sign, down the stairs from the bakers and in the dark doorway.

[555-04Q2]

Where did you go for a bit of fun this evening?

Dammit! Alright you got me!

[steveaki13]

what did you say when getting caught having a bit of fun this evening?

Blue with nipples.

[anfield5]

Can you describe smurfette?

six fingers on each hand, playing the banjo

[schmenke]

Can you describe your dream girl?

Yoga helps.

[D-Type]

What's the best way to enjoy your time with a Thai ladyboy

Across the Mekong, all the way to Hanoi