Interview the Person Above

[Eki]

When did you start wearing that pink sparkly spandex miniskirt?

In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear

[steveaki13]

Where can you go to get a new 80's style pink sprakley mini skirt?

No I don't wear any.

[CarlMetro]

Don't you think you should wear underwear under that pink sparkly spandex miniskirt?

nice buns

[Captain VXR]

What did you say when Schmenke walked past in his pink, sparkly, spandex miniskirt?

Eazy-E

[555-04Q2]

What comes after Eazy-D?

Yawn.

[schmenke]

What do you think of this thread?

It wasn't that bad.

[555-04Q2]

So how did the visit with your mother-in-law go last week?

It was that bad.

[slinkster]

Why did the sight of Schmenke in his skirt make you sick?

If only!

[555-04Q2]

Would you have liked it if schmenke took his skirt off?

Not for me thanks!

[schmenke]

Would you like another pina colada?

Well, o.k., perhaps one more time.

[slinkster]

Take your skirt off Schmenke...

I swear it's not true.

[Captain VXR]

Did you steal Schmenke's skirt?

A Nissan Sunny GTiR, a bottle of champagne and an AK47

[slinkster]

Set the scene for your perfect date.

It makes me hungry.

[CarlMetro]

Your reaction to seeing scmenke when he took off his skirt thingy?

Oh no!

[555-04Q2]

Your reaction when you found out schmenke was married and unavailable.

Oh yes!!!

[slinkster]

Would you like some cheese?

Oh. God. Noooo.

[CarlMetro]

was schmenke wearing underwear?

I blame slinkster

[schmenke]

Who farted?

It's far too small.

[Captain VXR]

What did she say?

Its huge, the biggest one I've seen all year

[slinkster]

How's your bank overdraft looking?

It just happened- I can't explain it.

[555-04Q2]

Why were you farting in public?

Think about it before you do it.

[CarlMetro]

Is it safe to breathe after slinksters farts?

Twice, maybe three times?

[schmenke]

How many times did Slinkster fart?

I won't be trying that again!

[555-04Q2]

What do you think of smelling Slinkster's fart?

Maybe next time.

[Captain VXR]

Would you breathe in Slinkster's fart gas?

Fragrant.

[CarlMetro]

how would you describe schmenke's mini skirt?

beans and cabbage

[slinkster]

What is your soul diet when trying to outfart people?

It just appeared in my hand.

[555-04Q2]

Where did schmenke's mini skirt go to?

Skid marks.

[schmenke]

What did the wife find in your underpants?

Blue cheese.

[555-04Q2]

What did the wife find in your underpants?

Green fungi.

[slinkster]

What did the wife find in your underpants?

Try and stay calm.

[Captain VXR]

What do you do when you find blue cheese in your underpants?

KEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

[555-04Q2]

What do you shout out when you are having sex?

You gotta be kidding me!!!

[steveaki13]

What do you shout out when having sex?

I'm sorry but I destroyed it for good.

[slinkster]

How's your life panning out?

I painted it red.

[steveaki13]

What did you do in town today?

No way, If you ask that again I'll give you a black eye.

[Captain VXR]

Can I borrow Schmenke's skirt?

Lamborghini Aventador

[steveaki13]

What would you give to see Schmenke take his pink miniskirt off?

Very Very Very Very Big

[Captain VXR]

What has a woman never described anything about you as?

McJob

[steveaki13]

What did McDonalds advertise in the paper?

Blue ones.

[Captain VXR]

What colour skirts do you like?

Jeremy Clarkson

[steveaki13]

Who would you find irresistable in a pink sparkly miniskirt?

None of your business.

[555-04Q2]

What colour knickers do you wear under your miniskirt?

Give it to me baby!!!

[schmenke]

Would you like to borrow my pink sparkly miniskirt?

I've had enough already.

[555-04Q2]

Would you like a new pink miniskirt schmenke?

More or less.

[slinkster]

What two ways could you alter the length of schmenke's pink skirt?

A pair of high heels and an ice cream.

[Eki]

What else do you need except a pink spandex miniskirt?

Yes, they do.

[Captain VXR]

Do Finnish people eat their poop?

grilled cheese

[schmenke]

What did you find in your underpants today?

I would need lots of training.

[555-04Q2]

Could you shoot a porn movie if asked?

I wanna get it, soon!

[slinkster]

Are you going to buy Schmenke's movie?

Yes please.

[Captain VXR]

Would you like Schmenke's movie for your birthday?

I'll stick with a hot sausage baguette

[steveaki13]

What is Schmenke's Porn movies called?

I was forced into it, honest officer.

[555-04Q2]

Why did you direct schmenke's movie?

On the third attempt.

[Eki]

Did Scmenke's movie succeed on the first attempt?

I used to care but things have changed.

[schmenke]

What's your opinion on porn movies?

It's been a while, but I'm sure I can succeed again.

[Captain VXR]

When are you making your next movie?

2008

[schmenke]

When's the last time you had a bowel movement?

I'm really looking forward to it!

[Captain VXR]

Would you like me to get Eki to return you your skirt?

Haka

[555-04Q2]

What dance did Eki do with schmenke's skirt on?

And then there were two.

[Eki]

You told us you had rats in your home. And what happened then?

Somewhere Captain XXX is not.

[Captain VXR]

Would you prefer to spend time with me, or my imposter?

ARSE BISCUITS

[schmenke]

What did you find in your underpants today?

Well, normally I wouldn't but I'll make an exception in this case.

[555-04Q2]

Would you make a second movie, just for Eki and his friends to enjoy during their blackjack nights?

I told you so!

[schmenke]

Can you believe how successful my second movive was?

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[Captain VXR]

Should I watch your movie?

Chicken mayo baguette.

[slinkster]

What food featured in Schmenke's second movie?

Anything.

[steveaki13]

What would you give to be in schmenkes third movie?

OK one final time, just for you.

[555-04Q2]

Will you star in another one of schemnke's future movies?

Only on Thursday's.

[schmenke]

Do you bathe regularly?

I finally sold it!

[Eki]

What happened to the pink spandex micro skirt?

Because travellers need easy mobile internet.

[slinkster]

Why are you carrying those wires and laptop around?

I'm so hungry I just might have to.

[555-04Q2]

Could you eat a bowl of worms?

Wednesday.

[Eki]

Could you eat a bowl of worms?

Wednesday.

When did you last eat a bowl of worms?

Spaghetti.

[schmenke]

What did you find in your underpants today?

I'd need at least a week.

[555-04Q2]

Could you clean the Spaghetti out of Eki's underpants?

Sick man, really, really sick man.

[schmenke]

How did you feel after eating Eki's spaghetti?

It was alright, but I don't think I'd want to try it again.

[555-04Q2]

What did you think of Eki's spaghetti?

Next time.....maybe.

[Captain VXR]

Would you try Eki's spaghetti?

I'm already very excited.

[555-04Q2]

What do you think of schemnke's next movie release?

Try again lad.

[Eki]

What would you say to Captain XXX, who didn't like my spaghetti?

Carbonara

[Captain VXR]

What goes in the bin?

Peyote

[schmenke]

What's your real name?

It's not worth it.

[555-04Q2]

Would you make Eki a sandwich for a million bucks?

You know I'm bad.

[Captain VXR]

Would you let Schmenke 'punish' you for your sins?

Dala Farm

[schmenke]

Where did you spend last weekend?

It keeps breaking.

[Captain VXR]

What happened to your mirror?

Santa Pod Raceway

[555-04Q2]

How's your studded leather domination whip doing?

Now that is a terrible idea.

[CarlMetro]

do you think pink sparkley spandex miniskirts are a good idea for marketing schmenkes new movie?

only if I got top billing

[steveaki13]

Would you star alongside Schmenke in his next movie?

I can't put that there.

[555-04Q2]

What did schemnke say to his last co-star?

Just try!

[schmenke]

Can I take that pink sparkley spandex miniskirt away from you now?

I'll figure out a better way.

[CarlMetro]

Are you still trying to break 100 by hitting the ball with a club?

Not yet, but I'll keep trying

[555-04Q2]

Have you beaten schmenke in golf yet?

Third time's a charm.

[Captain VXR]

Have you had may dates with Schmenke?

Pepsi Max

[schmenke]

What do you brush your teeth with?

It's getting tiresome.

[Captain VXR]

Do you enjoy lending your skirt to members of this forum?

Nick Clegg

[schmenke]

Who would you like to see in a pink sparkley spandex miniskirt?

Penguins

[Captain VXR]

What would you like to see in pink, spandex, sparkly miniskirts?

Dr Dre

[schmenke]

What's the name of your proctolgist?

No, I was too frightened.

[555-04Q2]

Did you tell the wife to do the dishes before she went to bed last night?

Oops...I did it again.

[Captain VXR]

Did you wear your skirt when going to a service at the Westboro Baptist Church?

Chicken burger

[555-04Q2]

What fell out of your mini skirt while you were running down the road?

It's a complete and utter disaster!

[CarlMetro]

I hear schmenke wants his skirt back then?

It's that Friday feeling

[555-04Q2]

All the woman in the house shouted...?

You betcha.

[slinkster]

Do you dress as a woman at weekends?

Give it to me.

[schmenke]

Would you like to try the Captain's chicken burger?

Too greasy.

[Captain VXR]

Would you like to try my chicken burger?

Too bassy

[schmenke]

How do slinkster's farts sound?

It'll only take a minute.

[Captain VXR]

Are you reheating yourself my chicken burger?

Termite

[CarlMetro]

What is you secret ingredient in you chicken burger?

burping loudly

[Captain VXR]

What are you doing now after your fast food snack?

That's some goooooooood stuff :s mokin:

[schmenke]

How are the termites?

O.k., I'll demonstrate one more time.

[555-04Q2]

How do you stand on your head, drink a beer, eat a hamburger and fart all at the same time?

Twice it happened, twice!

[Captain VXR]

Did you have a wardrobe malfunction when wearing Schmenke's skirt?

Jason Plato, and Plato

[schmenke]

Who would you most like to see in a pink sparkley spandex miniskirt?

They said I was over-qualified.

[Captain VXR]

Did you get a job as a seamstress in that miniskirt factory?

7 pints, 5 shots ,4 spliffs and a glass of champagne

[555-04Q2]

What does your typical evening consist of?

The devil made me do it!

[Captain VXR]

Why did you insist on 'gaming' with John Prescott and Eric Pickles?

To Protect And Serve

[schmenke]

What is your mission-statement for people that like to wear pink sparkly spandex skirts?

I couldn't bear it anymore.

[Captain VXR]

Why did you demand that 555-04Q2 gave you your skirt back?

Yeehaw

[555-04Q2]

What do you shout out when you wear schmenke's new skirt?

Only if it comes in black!

[Captain VXR]

Wil you buy Schmenke's latest skirt design?

Chaos.

[555-04Q2]

What happened when they opened the doors at Woolworths for people to be the first in line to buy schmenke's new skirt design?

I told you so!

[schmenke]

Did you see people's reaction when my new skirt design was unveiled?!

Next time I'll follow the instruction manual.

[555-04Q2]

What are you going to do in future to ensure you put your miniskirt on the right way round?

It got stuck in the zipper!!!

[schmenke]

How did you manage to injure your tongue when trying to get into the Captains’ pink sparkly miniskirt?

Nonsense!

[555-04Q2]

What do you say to people who say your new miniskirts are too short?

Maybe, if the timing is right!

[schmenke]

Did you want the Captain to help you remove your tongue from his zipper?

It keeps failing.

[Captain VXR]

Why have you relaunched your skirt company seven times this year?

[555-04Q2]

Fill in the __________.

Those new skirts are nifty, doll!

[schmenke]

What did you say to the Captain when finally got your tongue unstuck?

I'll wait for the updated version.

[555-04Q2]

What did you say when you saw my tongue stuck in the zipper?

Next time, we'll get it right.

[schmenke]

How do you feel you handled the zipper situation with the Captain?

Oh, about five dollar's worth.

[Captain VXR]

How much spandex do you use per skirt?

Charlie Brooker

[555-04Q2]

Which one of your lovers will be wearing the new pink skirt design to your dinner function tonight?

If the shoe fits...

[schmenke]

Would you like to trade places with the Captain tonight?

It's uncomfortable.

[555-04Q2]

What's it like slipping into the ol Captains shoes?

He warned you...oh brother did he warn you!

[schmenke]

Why does the Captain keep sending me pictures of Justin Bieber?

Once per month is more than enough.

[CarlMetro]

How often do you need to poo?

Christmas pudding or cheese

[schmenke]

What do you usually have for breakfast?

Bruised knees.

[Captain VXR]

Were you injured after your session with CarlMetro?

What the fachurmanjadaledeer

[schmenke]

How do you normally answer the telephone?

One is blue, the other is purple.

[emporer_k]

What colour are your ears?

I must have fallen in a puddle

[schmenke]

Where've you been emporer?

It's been a real struggle.

[emporer_k]

Whats it been like since I came back?


a nice hat

[schmenke]

What did you purchase while you were away?

Often, but it's real messy.

[joeyz_f1]

How frequently do you change your underwear?

No, but perhaps next time.

[schmenke]

Did you change your underwear this month?

Never more than once per week.

[joeyz_f1]

How often do you shower?

Every day.

[steveaki13]

How Often do you take a Sick Day?

With just a snooker cue and some string.

[schmenke]

How did you cure your constipation?

I really don't think I need one.

[steveaki13]

Would you like a Snooker Cue?

Normally but today I missed it.

[schmenke]

Do you usually have a daily bowel movement?

Usually less than 20 minutes.

[steveaki13]

How often do you have a bowel movement?

27

[schmenke]

How many times did you have a bowel movement today?

No, I can't be bothered.

[Lucy]

Are you interested in women?

I like cats.

[schmenke]

What do you enjoy eating for breakfast every day?

It's too hot.

[steveaki13]

(Dull I know) Hows the Weather for you?

Not the Nine o'clock News.

[555-04Q2]

What's your favourite tv show?

17 inches of chain, a tree stump, 2 bricks, a watering can, a double cheese burger and a burnt out trailer.

[schmenke]

What kind of paraphernalia is typically involved when you have sex?

I'd like to try that!

[555-04Q2]

What would you say to having your scrotum tickled by a badger with rabies?

If it has to go there, just be gentle with it please.

[schmenke]

Do you want to try a pool cue to cure your constipation?

It's uncomfortable.

[555-04Q2]

What would you say if I tried the pool cue trick on you?

That's not gonna happen while my wife is watching.

[schmenke]

Do you need help with your pool cue?

It's far too embarrassing.

[555-04Q2]

What would you say if I asked you to donate food to the local kids orphanage?

Who dunnit!

[anfield5]

There's a strange foul-smelling deposit in the middle of the livingroom carpet. I'm looking at you rover and you mr puss, well...


5 and a half weeks

[555-04Q2]

How long does it take you to make a decent sandwich?

It's all about the timing.

[anfield5]

When do you add mayonnaise to a decent sandwich?

7

[555-04Q2]

How many slices of ham do you like to put on your sandwich?

Because I can.

[anfield5]

Why do you put strawberry jam on a sandwich with ham, cheese and mayo?

It made me quite ill

[555-04Q2]

So what did you think of my strawberry jam on a sandwich with ham, cheese and mayo I made for you?

He said what?

[schmenke]

Did I not hear "Your strawberry jam on a sandwich with ham, cheese and mayo sandwich tastes disgusting."?

I couldn't possibly.

[anfield5]

I think the strawberry jam had a reaction with the mayo on the ham and cheese sandwich...

Call the doctor

[555-04Q2]

What did you say to your spouse after you ate the sandwich?

Take 3 a day for 6 weeks.

[anfield5]

Since strawberry jam, ham, cheese and mayo sandwiches are addictive, how many do you need to consume to rid yourself of the withdrawal symptoms?


You must be kidding!

[schmenke]

Would you like to try one of 555's sandwiches?

Well, it's been a while, but I'll give it a go.

[anfield5]

Can you balance a sandwich on your nose whist drinking a glass of sour milk, standing on one foot, juggling 7 burning cats, and reciting the Russian alphabet backward in Mandarin Chinese?

I didn't think it was THAT difficult!

[555-04Q2]

How do you make one of my famous sandwiches? Take 10 slices of bread, 1 tub of butter, 1 jar of strawberry jam, a bit of mayo, 20 slices of cheese, layer the slices evenly, put in the oven for 3 seconds, pull it out before it burns, let it cool for 20 seconds, put it back in the oven for another 4 seconds, pull it out again before it burns, let it cool for 25 seconds, put it back in the oven for another 5 seconds, pull it out again before it burns, let it cool for 30 seconds, then add a dollop of cream to the top, place on a serving plate, cut in half and you're ready to eat :D

I think I'll have another 3 please.

[schmenke]

Would you like another enema?

It's far too painful.

[555-04Q2]

What would you say if I offered you another sandwich for lunch tomorrow?

Well that was a hell of a surprise!

[anfield5]

What would you say if the sandwich was made with pumpernickel bread.

I'd prefer mine fresh!

[schmenke]

Would you like to borrow 555's enema tube?

I tried several times but I just couldn't get it to work.

[555-04Q2]

Did you try out my enema tube last night?

It's the wrong way round.

[anfield5]

Why is the enema tube making matters worse?

You had better clean it first!

[555-04Q2]

You want to try out my enema tube?

Insert it from the.....

[anfield5]

How does the enema tube work?

Is it meant to look like that!

[555-04Q2]

What did you think to yourself when you first saw the enema tube?


Bit of lube, a steady hand, a little pressure and presto you've got it!

[anfield5]

Can you give me directions?

It just made a strange noise!

[555-04Q2]

What happened when you used the enema tube?

Live hard, live fast and die trying.

[anfield5]

What is the motto of a really bad sky-diver?

180kg at 125 km/h

[schmenke]

How did your girlfriend look when running for the Twinkie?

It broke after the third try.

[steveaki13]

What happened when you tried to put on your wifes Thong?

It felt so Wrong but also so Right.

[anfield5]

What did you say when you tried on your wife's thong?

It's all I have left!

[555-04Q2]

What did your wife say when you broke her thong?

A hot red one please.

[anfield5]

What would you never say when ordering an icecream?

Are the nuts real?

[555-04Q2]

What did you say when you saw schmenke's blow up doll?

A hand, give me another hand please!

[anfield5]

What did Schmenke say when he saw you see his blow up doll?

Is it meant to make that weird noise?

[555-04Q2]

What did you say to schmenke when you visited him and his blow up doll was squeaking?

It had to be a lack of effort.

[anfield5]

Why didn't the doll squeak before?

It's alive I tell you!

[schmenke]

What did you scream when you tried my blow up doll?

It worked better upside down.

[anfield5]

How did you know your blow up doll was made for the Southern Hemisphere market?

6 nine volt batteries and baking soda

[555-04Q2]

What does it take for schmenke's blow up doll to function properly?

Wet and wild.

[schmenke]

How were the two minutes you spent with my blow up doll?

That was gross!

[555-04Q2]

What did you say after watching yourself in the mirror with your blow up doll?

Just a few more minutes please!

[anfield5]

How long are you going to be in the cubicle with your blow up doll?

It spontaneously combusted and singed his eye brows!

[555-04Q2]

What happened when schmenke introduced a box of matches to his blow up doll sessions?

Well they said it was waterproof.

[schmenke]

Why did my blow up doll shrink?

I couldn't possibly top that!

[555-04Q2]

What did you say when anfield5 said that he took on 3 blow up dolls, 2 racoons and a dust buster and still had enough energy for a second round after finishing?

He did it!

[anfield5]

Which one of you really set Schmenke's blow up doll on fire?

A cycle team!

[555-04Q2]

What type of group would schmenke's blow up dolls never form?

Blisters baby, blisters!

[steveaki13]

What did you get when having a tough session with Schmenke's blow up doll?

[steveaki13]

(Sorry for second post but my laptop wont let me post with space in between lines. Answer: Give me it now and I will show you how to do it.

[anfield5]

What's this thing and how does it work?

The Star Spangled Banner

[steveaki13]

Once I have shown you what to do with it. What will you wrap it in?

[steveaki13]

I will take anything.

[schmenke]

What will you try as a cure for your constipation?

No, it's far too valuable.

[anfield5]

can you use real gold to cure your constipation?

a rubber chicken and a plastic mac

[steveaki13]

Can you cure my constipation doctor?

Sure I can using only...........


A: That was never an option.

[anfield5]

Would you consider cheese?

Only if it is fresh and clean!

[steveaki13]

Would you consider cheese?

Once but never again after the rash.

[anfield5]

Would you like a date with Schmenke?

42!

[schmenke]

How old do you think you'll be when you finally know how to ride a bike?

I'd rather do it alone.

[anfield5]

Do you need help riding your trike

Because they're not from 'round here!

[steveaki13]

Why wouldn't you go out with your new friends? (Poor question I know, but I was lacking inspiration)

With a cup of hot wax.

[anfield5]

What is the worst way to make a cup of tea?

Hold it until it melts!

[schmenke]

What do you like to do with my blow up doll?

It hurts that way.

[steveaki13]

Shall I put the blow up doll there?

Wow that's huge. (Be Careful now)

[anfield5]

(aw being fast and loose had so many more options :))

What do you think of my blow up doll, modeled on Oprah?

It hurts when a cough!

[555-04Q2]

What happens when you play with your neighbours blow up doll?

Who's your daddy?

[steveaki13]

What do you say while using Schmenke's blow up doll?

Reptiles that breath fire.

[anfield5]

What should you never use if you can't find a blow up doll?

Smurfs!

[steveaki13]

What should you use if you cant find a blow up doll?

Nothing it was all smoke and mirrors.

[anfield5]

What were you wearing to make yourself look so magnificent?

It's better if you don't mention it to mother!

[555-04Q2]

What did you say to your brother when he caught you with your blow up doll?

All in a nights work!

[anfield5]

What did your brother say to you when he caught you with a blow up doll?

He's the Prime Minister of Sweden!

[555-04Q2]

Who's the guy you busted using your blow up doll at the Justin Bieber concert last night?

It could have been you.

[anfield5]

Are you sure it was Justin Bieber?

Snivelling little cheat!

[555-04Q2]

What did you say to your blow up doll when you caught it with the Prime Minister of Sweden at the JB concert?

That's how we roll man!

[anfield5]

what did one wheel say to the other wheel?

Hubcaps!

[steveaki13]

Name a random item that has no meaning on a wordgames thread?

I took it off as it was causing a lump.

[anfield5]

Where is your Quasimoto costume?

It's just the way I'm sitting....... HONESTLY!

[steveaki13]

Whats that Lump?

Space. I need lots of Space

[anfield5]

Can you give us a quote Prof Stephen Hawking?

The egg

[555-04Q2]

The eternal question, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

Feathers.

[steveaki13]

Whats the difference between a dinosaur and a bird?


Ping Pong Balls

[555-04Q2]

What are the names of your three dogs?

It had to be you.

[anfield5]

Who was most likely to do that?

Paperclips!

[555-04Q2]

What do you fear most in this life?

Sandbagging baby, we were sandbagging all the time.

[anfield5]

What are you financial record like?

It's a Banana Republic!