Questions Only

[djarumdudley]

Is the produce fresh today?

[Tazio]

Why, has it been rude to you?

[djarumdudley]

What would you expect from rotten tomatoes?

[Tazio]

How about a nice bowl of Botulism?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't Mad Cow meat preferable?

[Tazio]

Should we ask a Brit?

[djarumdudley]

Could we really trust a Brit's opinion on food?

[Tazio]

Why are you cracking me up?

[djarumdudley]

Can't you maintain your composure?

[Tazio]

Am I losing it?

[djarumdudley]

Did you ever have it?

[Tazio]

Do I need it?

[djarumdudley]

Shouldn't you know?

[Tazio]

Should I care?

[djarumdudley]

Can you care?

[Tazio]

Does anybody?

[djarumdudley]

Are they capable?

[Tazio]

Isn't it obvious?

[djarumdudley]

Obvious to who?

[schmenke]

What are you two going on about?

[djarumdudley]

Why not read and find out?

[Tazio]

Have you seen Idiocracy?

Idiocracy - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkPGlVqqEP0)

[djarumdudley]

Did it not win an Oscar?

[Tazio]

Is Frito your attorney?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't Beef Supreme be better?

[Tazio]

Didn't Frito get his degree from the very prestigious Costco School of Law?

[djarumdudley]

Wasn't "Ow! My Balls!" Frito's favorite show?

[Tazio]

Isn't it everyone’s?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that Howdy Dowdy?

[Tazio]

Is it Howdy Doody - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIslhp9vqqw) time?

[djarumdudley]

Is that a stretch?

[Tazio]

Why, does it hurt?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't' that a Hot Snakes song?

[Tazio]

How about hurt so good?

[djarumdudley]

What about it?

[Tazio]

Don't you understand the question?

[djarumdudley]

Should I?

[Tazio]

Is it by JCM?

[djarumdudley]

Is that possible?

[Tazio]

Are you being facetious?

[djarumdudley]

Who, me?

[Tazio]

Are you who you say you are?

[djarumdudley]

Don't you know?

[Tazio]

How should I know?

[djarumdudley]

Could you do some research?

[Tazio]

Should I direct my inquiry to Bellevue?

[djarumdudley]

Do they ever really help?

[Tazio]

How should I know ?

[djarumdudley]

Could you rephrase that in the form of an answer?

[Tazio]

Would you like that?

[djarumdudley]

Who wouldn't?

[Tazio]

Could you rephrase that in the form of an answer?

Do you think I should know? ;)

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that why your here?

[Tazio]

Haven't you figured that out?

[djarumdudley]

Is that my responsibility?

[Tazio]

Are you copping out?

[djarumdudley]

What do you mean by that?

[Tazio]

Isn't it obvious?

[djarumdudley]

Could you elaborate?

[Tazio]

Must I explain?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't That Be Nice?

[Tazio]

Do you actually think I do nice?

[djarumdudley]

Why not give it a try?

[Tazio]

What's the point?

[djarumdudley]

What do you mean?

[Tazio]

What don't you understand?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't it you that doesn't understand?

[Tazio]

Are you confused?

[djarumdudley]

About what?

[Tazio]

Are we talking in circles?

[djarumdudley]

does it seem that way?

[Tazio]

Is it the nature of the game?

[djarumdudley]

We're playing a game?

[Tazio]

Is this thread in Word Games?

[djarumdudley]

What's a thread?

[Tazio]

Who wants to know?

[rjbetty]

Does Vettel know?

[Tazio]

Does a fish **** underwater?

[rjbetty]

Who left the jam in the sink?

[Tazio]

Could it be the fool who done tried to steal my jelly roll?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iF0Va8v5BM

[djarumdudley]

Do you have any leads?

[rjbetty]

Also, who ate the olives I was saving for breakfast? :mad:

[Tazio]

Were they the ones stuffed with anchovy?

[djarumdudley]

Who ever thought that would be good on pizza?

[Tazio]

Wasn't it Neapolitans?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that ice cream?

[Tazio]

Did you know it also refers to people from Naples?

[djarumdudley]

Aren't those people name after the ice cream?

[Tazio]

Is it true that my venerable reputaion is recognised all the way to your beloved Naples?

[djarumdudley]

Could you conduct a phone poll to find that out?

[rjbetty]

On the subject of Italy, does anyone else think that Jules Bianchi (yeah I know he's French :) ) looks a little bit like a cross between Fisichella and Max Papis?

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb335/rjbetty/BianchiForceIndia_zps25d58860.jpg


Or that this one looks a bit like Alex Caffi? (I actually thought it was him briefly!)

http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb335/rjbetty/maru-bian-melb-20132-313x470_zps9754d363.jpg

[Tazio]

Why do you ask?

[djarumdudley]

Who brings up Alex Caffi!?

[Tazio]

Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

[djarumdudley]

Is it the unknown comic?

[Tazio]

Or is it his stunt double?

[djarumdudley]

Is there a way to find out?

[Tazio]

Could someone exhume the remains and do a DNA test his funny bone?

[djarumdudley]

would you be able you find the grave if he was unknown?

[Tazio]

Didn't you suggest the unknown comic was buried in Grant's Tomb?

[djarumdudley]

How should I know?

[Tazio]

Could you check post# 2344 please?

[djarumdudley]

Does that require page navigation?

[Tazio]

Do you fear the truth?

[djarumdudley]

Is there truth in fear?

[Tazio]

Did you try ask.com?

[djarumdudley]

Does that still exist?

[Tazio]

If you typed it into a search engine do you think you might get your answer?

[djarumdudley]

Does it require that much effort?

[Tazio]

Is that what you consider difficult?

[djarumdudley]

Why don't you do it if it's so easy?

[Tazio]

Do you think I care about it one way or another?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that why you keep posing questions?

[Tazio]

Am I posing? ;)

[djarumdudley]

Are you a poseur?

[Tazio]

What is your opinnion?

[schmenke]

Can I suggest that you use a spell-checker?

[Tazio]

Do you need my permission?

[djarumdudley]

Was it granted?

[Tazio]

What do you think?

[djarumdudley]

Does my opinion matter?

[Tazio]

Where do your sympathies lie?

[djarumdudley]

Where should they?

[Tazio]

Are you a Patriot?

[djarumdudley]

Do I sound like I'm from Boston?

[Tazio]

Is the Boston accent the most annoying in the US?

[djarumdudley]

Could you name another that's worse?

[Tazio]

Could I have a few years?

[djarumdudley]

Should you also apply for a research grant?

[Tazio]

To determine the obvious?

[schmenke]

Shouldn't you confirm anyways?

[Tazio]

Aren't opinions no matter how extensively researched subjective?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't the thorough research turn it into fact removed from subjection?

[Tazio]

Is that likely?

[schmenke]

Does it not depend on the results?

[Tazio]

Aren't results over rated?

[djarumdudley]

Is there a study on that to review?

[Tazio]

Did you check "The National Review?"

[djarumdudley]

Where can I get a copy?

[Tazio]

Isn't it available at just about every newsstand in NYC?

[schmenke]

Is it available on-line?

[Tazio]

Would you check for dudley please?

[djarumdudley]

Is there an update?

[Tazio]

Is William F. Buckley, Jr still dead?

[djarumdudley]

What does Wikipedia say?

[Tazio]

Is that a reliable source?

[djarumdudley]

Is the internet ever wrong?

[Tazio]

If it's on the internet does it have to be true?

[djarumdudley]

Is that rhetorical?

[Tazio]

What if it is?

[djarumdudley]

Would that end this thread then?

[Tazio]

Is that what you want?

[djarumdudley]

Can you make that happen?

[Tazio]

What are you saying?

[djarumdudley]

Are you threatening me?

[Tazio]

What makes you think that?

[djarumdudley]

Would it be insider information?

[Tazio]

How would I know?

[djarumdudley]

Could you find out?

[Tazio]

Aren't you better connected?

[djarumdudley]

In which world are we talking?

[Tazio]

Do brothas keep pimpin' real?

[djarumdudley]

Is pimpin' easy?

[Tazio]

Do rappers make it seem easy for playas?

[djarumdudley]

Are those playas fo real?

[Tazio]

Shi' mo', yo' think I be representin' da axecyclopedia Britannicizzle?

[djarumdudley]

Was that post approved by Webster's?

[Tazio]

Don't you mean Websta'?

[djarumdudley]

As in Emmanuel Lewis?

[Tazio]

Are you referring the vertically challenged brotha'?

[djarumdudley]

Could it be anyone else?

[Tazio]

Could anybody else have that name?

[djarumdudley]

Could you google it?

[schmenke]

What are you all going on about?

[Tazio]

Why does a muskrat guard his musk?

[djarumdudley]

Is it because it can't smell?

[Tazio]

Could it be Courage - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEEyijiTW-I)?

[djarumdudley]

Are you allowed to answer your own questions?

[Tazio]

Are you?

[djarumdudley]

Am I?

[Tazio]

Do I appear to be someone that cares to follow the rules?

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you just answer then?

[schmenke]

What? The muskrat question?

[djarumdudley]

Are you allowed to ask two questions?

[schmenke]

Can you show me the rules?

[djarumdudley]

What makes you think I know them?

[schmenke]

Can't you just provide a link?

[djarumdudley]

What does this have to do with golf?

[schmenke]

Were we discussing golf?

[djarumdudley]

What else could we have been discussing?

[schmenke]

Can't we just stay on topic?

[djarumdudley]

What is the topic?

[schmenke]

Why don't we start with a new one?

[djarumdudley]

Wouldn't we need closure?

[schmenke]

Does anyone care?

[djarumdudley]

Is that necessary for closure?

[schmenke]

Should we take a vote?

[djarumdudley]

Could you prepare a ballot?

[schmenke]

What should it say?

[djarumdudley]

Should something of value go on it?

[schmenke]

Like what?

[djarumdudley]

Could you give some suggestions?

[schmenke]

Why don't we call a meeting?

[djarumdudley]

Do you think we could have the Avengers assemble?

[schmenke]

Do you think they're necessary?

[djarumdudley]

How could they not?

[schmenke]

Why don't you ask them?

[djarumdudley]

Where could I find them?

[schmenke]

Have you tried google?

[djarumdudley]

What's that?

[schmenke]

Have you never tried google before?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that a number?

[schmenke]

What would make you say that?

[djarumdudley]

Could it be intuition?

[Corvettian]

May I join in?

[djarumdudley]

Why would you ask?

[Corvettian]

Isn't that what we're supposed to do?

[djarumdudley]

How should I know?

[Corvettian]

Haven't you been here for some time?

[djarumdudley]

Does that matter?

[joeyz_f1]

Why wouldn't it?

[djarumdudley]

What are you implying ?

[Corvettian]

Isn't experience important?

[djarumdudley]

Who is judging?

[joeyz_f1]

Aren't you supposed to be judging?

[djarumdudley]

Who am I to judge?

[joeyz_f1]

Isn't that your job?

[djarumdudley]

Do you think I get paid enough to do that?

[Corvettian]

How should we know how much you get paid?

[joeyz_f1]

Couldn't we just ask him?

[djarumdudley]

Do you think I'd give up that information?

[joeyz_f1]

Why wouldn't you?

[djarumdudley]

Would it really help?

[joeyz_f1]

Why do you sound skeptical?

[djarumdudley]

You can hear through the internet?

[joeyz_f1]

Can't everyone?

[Corvettian]

Wouldn't it be great if these word games contributed to our post total?

[joeyz_f1]

Does post count really matter?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't it the only thing that matters?

[joeyz_f1]

Are you sure nothing else matters?

[Corvettian]

Didn't Metallica write a song about that?

[schmenke]

Why are you changing the subject?

[djarumdudley]

What was the subject?

[joeyz_f1]

Can't you find out by yourself?

[djarumdudley]

Why would I want to do that?

[joeyz_f1]

Don't you like to gain knowledge?

[djarumdudley]

Couldn't you just tell me knowledge?

[555-04Q2]

Can't you just find knowledge in the encyclopaedia?

[joeyz_f1]

Is it not spelled "encyclopedia"?

[djarumdudley]

What does auto-correct say?