Questions Only

[Captain VXR]

Why not just AK47s and hounds?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't the hounds get scared by the aks?

[LeonBrooke]

Are dogs scared by assault rifles in your experience?

[schmenke]

Why use AKs at all?
Why not just use the hounds?

[Captain VXR]

Why do many terrorists use AK47s?

[schmenke]

Perhaps because spit-balls just don't have the same effect? :mark:

[djarumdudley]

why aren't there spitball fight championships?

[schmenke]

How do you know there aren't?

[LeonBrooke]

Would you enter?

[djarumdudley]

where are the sign-up sheets?

[LeonBrooke]

Is Schmenke organising this tournament?

[CarlMetro]

Wouldn't you prefer it if he was the practise target?

[LeonBrooke]

Well since he's organising it and taking our sign-up fees, isn't it his duty to serve as the practice target?

[CarlMetro]

Fees? What fees?

[schmenke]

Would you all kindly pay in full please?

[Captain VXR]

Can I have a AK47 to shoot schmenke?

[schmenke]

Why all the hostility? :bigcry:

[CarlMetro]

Has it gone a little too far then?

[djarumdudley]

when will then be now?

[LeonBrooke]

Was that a non-sequitur?

[schmenke]

Does dudley ever make sense?

[CarlMetro]

Do any of us?

[schmenke]

What does that say about us?

[djarumdudley]

is there a reasonable purpose for pointing out the obvious?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you referring to yourself, or talking generally?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't a general reference include me?

[LeonBrooke]

So you are referring to us all?

[CarlMetro]

Does anyone know what the question was?

[schmenke]

Wasn't is something about Dudley being nutters?

[NoahsGirl]

Are you sure?

[CarlMetro]

Was it ever in question?

[djarumdudley]

should i beg to differ?

[LeonBrooke]

Will you be shown to be wrong?

[schmenke]

Should we ask for a poll?

[djarumdudley]

would i get to veto the results?

[LeonBrooke]

would that be fair? Would that be democratic, I ask you??

[CarlMetro]

Why are you asking me?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you any less qualified to answer than anyone else?

[djarumdudley]

doesn't my reputaion precede itself?

[LeonBrooke]

Is that the good reputation or the bad reputation you're referring to there?

[Captain VXR]

Doesn't my reputation as a dictator work well?

[schmenke]

What reputation?

[LeonBrooke]

Did you miss the memo?

[schmenke]

Was I sleeping?

[djarumdudley]

Where you at the wheel?

[schmenke]

What happened?

[LeonBrooke]

Did I have too much to drink? Or was it not enough?

[CarlMetro]

Where can I find all the answers?

[djarumdudley]

You mean you don't have them?

[LeonBrooke]

Which are you missing, Carl?

[CarlMetro]

How many are there?

[LeonBrooke]

Does anyone out there know everything? By asking that question am I showing that I don't?

[djarumdudley]

Why would we expect you to know anything?

[LeonBrooke]

Am I not perfect?

[djarumdudley]

did i imply that?

[LeonBrooke]

So you are saying I'm perfect?

[CarlMetro]

Wouldn't you be a little upset if he told you the truth?

[schmenke]

Does Dudley every tell the truth?

[CarlMetro]

Who's Dudley?

[Captain VXR]

Why do you insult me, the king of the last word?

[CarlMetro]

Aren' t you more like the king of wishful thinking?

[schmenke]

Who's Dudley?

Don't you think that "Dudley" is far easier to type than "djarumdudley"?

[djarumdudley]

why would i think that?

[CarlMetro]

Well I bet he's been called worse than that in his time?

[LeonBrooke]

What are you suggesting?

[schmenke]

Why is Carl insluting Dudley?

[djarumdudley]

he wasn't complementing me?

[NoahsGirl]

Why would you think that of Carl?

[djarumdudley]

Is Carl incapable of that?

[LeonBrooke]

Wasn't Carl actually insulting me?

[schmenke]

Doesn't everybody?

[Captain VXR]

Are you disrespecting the house of VXR?

[schmenke]

Do we really care?

[CarlMetro]

Should we do it even more, perhaps?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't that be a waste of time?

[schmenke]

Am I the only one who thinks it might be fun?

[Captain VXR]

Do you realise I am disrespecting schmenke's elbow licking?

[djarumdudley]

was that part of public knowledge?

[schmenke]

Do you not think that elbow-licking is respectable?

[CarlMetro]

or just plain weird?

[schmenke]

What's wrong with that?

[djarumdudley]

would it provide intense excitement?

[Captain VXR]

Why am I licking the pet cat's paw?

[djarumdudley]

is it tasty?

[Captain VXR]

Why does it taste of cat food?

[djarumdudley]

are you implying a fondness for cat food?

[Captain VXR]

Never, why do I eat Pedigree?

[LeonBrooke]

Because you're strange?

[Captain VXR]

Are you calling me a retard just cause I ate some Gerty Guinea Pig?

[djarumdudley]

are you insulting yourself now?

[CarlMetro]

Perhaps that can be the next craze, you know like the Rubics cube?

[djarumdudley]

as something solveable?

[Captain VXR]

Is my dna solveable?

[schmenke]

Do we dare try?

[Captain VXR]

Dare we kill porky?

[schmenke]

Why all the violence?

[djarumdudley]

where's the tiger?

[CarlMetro]

Didn't it get eaten? Or did it eat someone else?

[djarumdudley]

did it suffer from acid reflux?

[CarlMetro]

Is that possible for tigers then?

[schmenke]

Should we consult a vet?

[CarlMetro]

Isn't it a bit late for that?

[Captain VXR]

Why do I have to say the tiger now wants to eat CarlMetro?

[djarumdudley]

You mean your tiger's a mute?

[schmenke]

Are you trying to say something Dudley?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't that be awfully self-serving?

[CarlMetro]

What's wrong with that?

[Captain VXR]

What's RIGHT with free speech?

[djarumdudley]

is there something wrong with it?

[schmenke]

Wrong with what?

[djarumdudley]

when did what go wrong?

[CarlMetro]

What's what?

[schmenke]

What were we talking about?

[Captain VXR]

Huh?

[LeonBrooke]

Were we discussing the merits of jumping off bridges with bits of rope tied around your ankle?

What sort of knot would that need?

[schmenke]

:s hock: Do we have a new-comer?

[djarumdudley]

did you really need that hyphen?

[Captain VXR]

I don't like the idea of the rope but the jumping bit's fine http://www.driftworks.com/forum/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif

[CarlMetro]

Doest that mean you're going to go jump off a bridge then? :bounce:

[Captain VXR]

If you'll accompany me :up:

[CarlMetro]

But wouldn't that make me as stupid as you?

[LeonBrooke]

Is that in any way posible?

[Captain VXR]

Am I more stupid than Carl, seeing as he thinks he has ever had the last word?

[schmenke]

What happened to our new(-)comer?

[NoahsGirl]

Are you really a nice, caring person to wonder?

[schmenke]

What do you think?

[djarumdudley]

haven't we been over this already?

[CarlMetro]

When?

[Captain VXR]

What?

[schmenke]

Who?

[CarlMetro]

How long do you think you can keep this up?

[djarumdudley]

have the cows come home yet?

[Captain VXR]

Can I have my milk then?

[CarlMetro]

How about a slap instead?

[djarumdudley]

on which set of cheeks wiil that slap be planted?

[schmenke]

Will you do the planting then Dudley?

[djarumdudley]

would fertilizer be needed?

[Captain VXR]

Is the cheek with "CarlMetro is gay" on it ok?

[schmenke]

You're not making many friends, are you Captain?

[djarumdudley]

does a captain have a need for friends?

[CarlMetro]

Does he have any?

[djarumdudley]

was there a mutiny?

[LeonBrooke]

Which ship are we talking about?

[CarlMetro]

Ship? What ship?

[LeonBrooke]

Was it not a ship? Was it a yacht?

[CarlMetro]

Who was talking about ships? I though we were talking about VXr's lack of friends?

[Captain VXR]

Why was there mutiny on the SS Great VXR?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you sure you don't know the answer to that?

[schmenke]

Do we really want to know?

[CarlMetro]

Do we care?

[djarumdudley]

doesn't the world want to know?

[CarlMetro]

Can't you smell the apathy?

[Donney]

So that's apathy and not sewage?

[Captain VXR]

Does donney smell of wee?

[schmenke]

Isn't it Donnie?

[NoahsGirl]

Hasn't she had a wash yet?

[Captain VXR]

What should I do - the cats weed on Donnie again?

[schmenke]

Do you really think she'll mind?

[LeonBrooke]

Where did this piece of forum folklore come from?

[djarumdudley]

hasn't it been passed down through the ages?

[schmenke]

Is it folklore? I thought it was fact?

[Captain VXR]

What folklore? oh dear the cat weed again

[CarlMetro]

What cat? Are we talking about tigers again?

[schmenke]

That tiger still around?

[LeonBrooke]

Does it still like us?

[CarlMetro]

I thought someone had eaten it?

[LeonBrooke]

Eaten a tiger!? Should we be afraid of this person?

[djarumdudley]

was it greeeaattt?

[Captain VXR]

The tiger is alive and well allbeit moved to Longleat so more people to eat and anyone know who said they ate it?

[schmenke]

What kind of question is that?

[CarlMetro]

Is that a question at all?

[schmenke]

Is the Captain now disqualified?

[LeonBrooke]

What happens to disqualified people? Are they eaten by this tiger?

[djarumdudley]

does the tiger judge disqualifications?

[LeonBrooke]

Would that be fair, given that the tiger gets to eat those who are disqualified?

[Captain VXR]

How isn't it fair?

[djarumdudley]

so the tiger is the judge and the executioner?

[CarlMetro]

Is the tiger a mod then?

[LeonBrooke]

Do the mods have the power to deal out capital punishment??

[Captain VXR]

Can Leon give a reason why not?

[LeonBrooke]

Should fallible people be given that power?

[djarumdudley]

would they cease to be fallible with that power?

[CarlMetro]

You think mods are fallible? :s hock:

[Captain VXR]

Is metrovich fallible?

[schmenke]

Is metro a mod?

[djarumdudley]

is metro that stylish?

[CarlMetro]

Is that questionable?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you saying you're perfect?

[CarlMetro]

Did I say that?

[LeonBrooke]

Well, are you perfect?

[djarumdudley]

is that question even necessary?

[Captain VXR]

Are you questioning my perfectness?

[schmenke]

Is that not a silly question?

[CarlMetro]

Aren't they all silly questions?

[LeonBrooke]

Shall we have a debate about the meaning of free will and freedom?

[djarumdudley]

why should we waste time with a debate when we have freedom?

[Captain VXR]

Why shouldn't we?

[CarlMetro]

Haven't you got anything better to do?

[schmenke]

Isn't it feeding time for the tiger?

[LeonBrooke]

Shall we have a philosophical debate with the tiger?

[CarlMetro]

How about we just eat it instead?

[LeonBrooke]

What does tiger meat taste like?

And how do you propose we kill it?

[djarumdudley]

would'nt a catapault and a brock wall suffice?

[schmenke]

What's a brock wall?
Is it a barrier found in China?

[CarlMetro]

What are you going to put in the catapult?

[Captain VXR]

Isn't a angle grinder better?
Can I shout "Tigerburgers, Get Your Tigerburgers Here"?

[schmenke]

Do you want fries with that?

[CarlMetro]

Can I go supersize?

[DonnieDarco]

Can you do your trousers up?

[schmenke]

Can you please hurry? :s

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Whats the purpose of this thread?

[CarlMetro]

Does it have to have a purpose?

[djarumdudley]

does it need a purpose?

[Captain VXR]

Does Carlmetro have a porpoise?

[LeonBrooke]

Aren't they protected?

[Captain VXR]

Are Carlmetros protected?

[djarumdudley]

would that be included in liabilty insurance?

[CarlMetro]

Are you calling me a liability? ;(

[Captain VXR]

Can you explain why you aren't a liability?

[LeonBrooke]

Is it not a legal principle that the burden of proof is on the accuser?

[djarumdudley]

is this suddenly some sort of democracy?

[LeonBrooke]

Are you saying legal principles shouldn't apply?

[Captain VXR]

Is there a law in forums? :eek:

[CarlMetro]

Have you not heard of Mark before?

[LeonBrooke]

Does Mark have the power to sentence people to death?

[CarlMetro]

Are you questioning Marks powers?

[LeonBrooke]

Do you think it's right that Mark can execute us on a whim?

[CarlMetro]

Have you never wondered what happens to some of the members who suddenly 'disappear'? ;)

[LeonBrooke]

:s hock: Does he use the electric chair?

[Captain VXR]

Isn't his shotgun better?

[schmenke]

Is Mark not god?

[djarumdudley]

if he were god, would that mean all his decisions were on the Mark?

[LeonBrooke]

Was that intended to be a bad pun?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

When you drink something, can you thrust your stomach in and out and make it sound like a half filled water bottle being shaken? Or do I just have a serous internal medical condition? :erm:

[schmenke]

Have you visited a shrink lately B,JB? :uhoh:

[Captain VXR]

I wonder :uhoh:

[djarumdudley]

wondering what?

[LeonBrooke]

What would happen if you inserted an awl between you eyeball and your orbital bone and wiggled it about?

[CarlMetro]

How about you try it and tell us the outcome?

[djarumdudley]

why not put it on youtube?

[LeonBrooke]

Did anyone know that Isaac Newton tried it?

[CarlMetro]

So what was the result then?

[LeonBrooke]

No lasting damage. Is that not the last thing you would have predicted?

[djarumdudley]

how did he get it back in?

[CarlMetro]

Was there any photos?

[Captain VXR]

How do you upload photos?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't it be convenient if a reply could be in the form of an answer?

[LeonBrooke]

Who made the rules of this game?

[djarumdudley]

are they still around?