Questions Only

[djarumdudley]

what about when love is a battlefield?

[schmenke]

Is that often?

[djarumdudley]

you mean you don't know?

[NoahsGirl]

Isn't love being a battlefield illeagle?

[schmenke]

Can you please try to make some sense NG?

[djarumdudley]

is that required?

[Alexamateo]

Is it even necessary?

[schmenke]

What's Alex doing in this thread?

[Alexamateo]

Is there a prerequisite?

[djarumdudley]

did you bring ID?

[Alexamateo]

May I use an alias?

[djarumdudley]

is it of age?

[Alexamateo]

Is there an open bar?

[djarumdudley]

Does that mean anyone can be a lawyer?

[Alexamateo]

Does anyone need a lawyer?

[djarumdudley]

will you get what's owed to me?

[Alexamateo]

Did you file a lein?

[djarumdudley]

was that a typo?

[NoahsGirl]

Is it raining where you are?

[djarumdudley]

should i expect some?

[Alexamateo]

was that a typo?

Is my face red? :o

[djarumdudley]

was there egg on it?

[Alexamateo]

Scrambled or Fried?

[djarumdudley]

Fried, as in chicken?

[Alexamateo]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[djarumdudley]

have we been reduced to cliches?

[Alexamateo]

Where's the beef?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't it in there?

[schmenke]

In where?

[djarumdudley]

don't you know the formula to calculate where?

[schmenke]

Could you refresh my memory please?

[Alexamateo]

Where was it the last time you saw it?

[djarumdudley]

was it left on the chalkboard?

[Alexamateo]

Did you clean the erasers?

[schmenke]

Why must you change the subject?

[djarumdudley]

wasn't that the original topic?

[Alexamateo]

What was the original topic?

[djarumdudley]

isn't that relative?

[Donney]

Didn't Einstein proved that already?

[djarumdudley]

shouldn't Yahoo Serious know?

[Donney]

Is Yahoo serious?

[schmenke]

What's Yahoo Serious?

[Alexamateo]

Is he Australia's greatest contribution to society?

[schmenke]

What's Australia go to do with anything?

[djarumdudley]

does each reply come with a Foster's?

[Donney]

Can we skip the Foster's part?

[djarumdudley]

would you like a different beverage?

[schmenke]

What do you have to offer?

[djarumdudley]

did you not see the menu?

[Donney]

You call that a menu?

[Alexamateo]

Hey Grandpa! What's for Supper?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't that a quote?

[Alexamateo]

Is my neck red? :D

[djarumdudley]

did you check the still?

[schmenke]

Am I the only one that's confused?

[Alexamateo]

Are you the only one who cares?

[schmenke]

Shouldn't you ask the others?

[NoahsGirl]

Do you think he can be bothered?

[schmenke]

Why don't you?

[djarumdudley]

should i be bothered?

[schmenke]

Do you feel bothered?

[Alexamateo]

What's in it for me?

[schmenke]

Well, for starters, wouldn't it satisfy your curiousity?

[djarumdudley]

is that all we're about?

[Alexamateo]

Do you have a worldview?

[djarumdudley]

does Google Earth count?

[Alexamateo]

Can you see your house?

[schmenke]

Can't you see yours?

[djarumdudley]

don't you use Streetview?

[Alexamateo]

DO you have a GPS?

[djarumdudley]

should i consult with Rand McNally?

[schmenke]

Isn't that old technology?

[djarumdudley]

does it ever fail?

[Alexamateo]

What happens if the power goes out?

[djarumdudley]

are you scared of the dark?

[schmenke]

Don't you have candles?

[djarumdudley]

do you have matches?

[Alexamateo]

Didn't your mother tell you not to play with matches?

[schmenke]

How about a lighter?

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't starter log be more effective?

[NoahsGirl]

Why wouldn't you have a torch?

[djarumdudley]

whe did we enter a cave?

[Alexamateo]

WHere are you going on vacation?

[schmenke]

What's a vacation? :s

[djarumdudley]

wasn't your time approved?

[schmenke]

Can you fill in for me at the office?

[Alexamateo]

Who am I to fill in for you?

[djarumdudley]

aren't you qualified?

[Alexamateo]

Why don't you do it?

[djarumdudley]

don't you think i have more pressing matters?

[Alexamateo]

Aren't you quite the Diva?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Isn't Diva a lesbian magazine?

[schmenke]

How should I know?

[djarumdudley]

aren't you a subscriber?

[schmenke]

Why would you think that?

[djarumdudley]

don't you check your mail?

[Alexamateo]

DO you get mail at your house, or do you go to the post office.

[djarumdudley]

is that two questions in one?

[schmenke]

Is that permitted?

[Donney]

Should it be forbidden?

[djarumdudley]

can we have a ruling?

[Alexamateo]

Can I ask for mercy from the court?

[djarumdudley]

is that an admission of guilt?

[schmenke]

Should Alex be flogged?

[Alexamateo]

Are we in Bangkok now?

[djarumdudley]

do you know ping pong?

[Alexamateo]

Why don't you call it by it's proper name, table tennis?

[schmenke]

What's that got to do with Bangkok?

[djarumdudley]

did someone miss the point?

[schmenke]

Can you please clarify?

[Alexamateo]

May I be excused?

[djarumdudley]

is there a good reason?

[Alexamateo]

Should I stay or should I go?

[schmenke]

Isn't that a song title?

[djarumdudley]

is this the right thread?

[Alexamateo]

Why do they call these discussions, "threads"?

[djarumdudley]

don't you own a thesaurus?

[Alexamateo]

What do dinosaurs have to do with this? :p :

[djarumdudley]

have we gone back in time?

[schmenke]

Can we now get the winning lottery numbers?

[NoahsGirl]

How would we share the jackpot?

[schmenke]

Whattaya mean "share"?

[djarumdudley]

you don't think they'll be enough to go around?

[Alexamateo]

Who's gonna pay the postage?

[djarumdudley]

could't it be COD?

[Alexamateo]

SHould we insure it?

[schmenke]

How much extra would that cost?

[djarumdudley]

is there a way to get that quote online?

[Alexamateo]

Isn't there an office near where you live?

[schmenke]

Should we just ignore the insurance and get on with it?

[djarumdudley]

don't you think the Federales will be after us?

[schmenke]

Are you frightened?

[djarumdudley]

do you want to get deported?

[schmenke]

Why would I be deported?

[djarumdudley]

have you checked your visa?

[Alexamateo]

When will my Green Card arrive?

[schmenke]

Why don't you try relocating somewhere else?

[Alexamateo]

Where do you suggest?

[djarumdudley]

Isn't Australia nice this time of year?

[Alexamateo]

What about the kangaroo population problem?

[djarumdudley]

Don't they have self-storage devices for that?

[schmenke]

Why are kangaroos a problem?

[Alexamateo]

Can you imagine what would happen if you hit one with your car?

[djarumdudley]

would it be a messy as a deer?

[Alexamateo]

What about a moose?

[djarumdudley]

do you mean one or many?

[schmenke]

Isn't one sufficient?

[djarumdudley]

can there ever be enough?

[Alexamateo]

If the plural of goose is geese, how come the plural of moose is not meese?

[djarumdudley]

do you need hunting license for that?

[Alexamateo]

When does the season start?

[djarumdudley]

does season really matter?

[Alexamateo]

Is it cold where you are?

[djarumdudley]

did you see the Weather Channel?

[Alexamateo]

WHat number is it?

[djarumdudley]

is't it the same as the amount of snow to fall?

[NoahsGirl]

Aren't you just sick of thsi cold weather?

[schmenke]

Would you rather swap places?

[Donney]

What do you offer?

[Alexamateo]

Why not get a time-share?

[schmenke]

Where do you suggest?

[djarumdudley]

how's the international date line this time of year?

[schmenke]

Which latitude?

[Alexamateo]

Why not try the south?

[schmenke]

Australia?

[Donney]

where women glow and men plunder?

[djarumdudley]

so are the women like fireflies?

[schmenke]

Doesn't that really bug you?

[Alexamateo]

Shouldn't our philosophy be "live and let live"?

[djarumdudley]

isn't that up for debate?

[Alexamateo]

Can we have a poll?

[djarumdudley]

will it be monitored by an independent auditor?

[schmenke]

Does it have to be so formal?

[djarumdudley]

won't we get the best results that way?

[Alexamateo]

WHo will we put in charge?

[djarumdudley]

are there any volunteers?

[schmenke]

Can I nominate myself?

[djarumdudley]

are there any objections?

[schmenke]

Why would there be?

[djarumdudley]

so it's unanimous?

[NoahsGirl]

If no one objects does that mean schmenke is the auditor?

[djarumdudley]

isn't that the situation?

[Alexamateo]

WHat are his qualifications?

[schmenke]

Need you ask?

[CarlMetro]

Do you really want me to answer that?

[djarumdudley]

Where have you been?

[CarlMetro]

Have you heard of a place called Facebook?

[Alexamateo]

Was that you chatting up my wife?

[schmenke]

What's her name?

[djarumdudley]

where is she?

[CarlMetro]

How should I know?

[djarumdudley]

you mean don't have the answer?

[schmenke]

What's he doing here anyways?

[NoahsGirl]

Do you think he now has no friends on Facebook and is forced to come back here?

[CarlMetro]

Wouldn't that be a bit sad? I mean who hasn't got friends on Facebook?

[NoahsGirl]

Why are you asking me?

[schmenke]

Aren't you the expert?

[djarumdudley]

do you really expect her to have the answer to that?

[CarlMetro]

I thought she was a girlie? Don't they know everything?

[NoahsGirl]

Why are you generalising all females?

[djarumdudley]

isn't that for the best?

[NoahsGirl]

What if it's not true?

[djarumdudley]

can we afford to take that chance?

[schmenke]

What are the risks?

[djarumdudley]

should someone write them down?

[schmenke]

Can we all review them before taking action?

[djarumdudley]

do we have enough time fro that?

[NoahsGirl]

who would be mad anough to do it?

[djarumdudley]

Do you think we'd have to look far?

[schmenke]

How about NG?

[Alexamateo]

Does NG stand for NoahsGirl?

[djarumdudley]

Is that a name?

[NoahsGirl]

Why wouldn't it be a name?

[djarumdudley]

what's in a name?

[NoahsGirl]

who knows the answer to djarumdudley's question?

[Alexamateo]

Is this a riddle?

[djarumdudley]

is the answer me?

[NoahsGirl]

Are you saying that the answer is not you?

[Alexamateo]

Are you saying it should be you?

[djarumdudley]

who could it be (now)?

[schmenke]

Is that an attempt at a song?

[djarumdudley]

can you phrase that in the form of a question?

[schmenke]

Didn't I?

[djarumdudley]

can you try again?

[NoahsGirl]

Why haven't you tried again?

[schmenke]

Why can't someone else have a go?

[Donney]

Who is someone else?

[djarumdudley]

what's a who?

[NoahsGirl]

shouldn't that be "whom"?

[schmenke]

Should we all have grammar lessons?

[djarumdudley]

will it be in the Queen's english?

[NoahsGirl]

Is there any other kind of English?

[schmenke]

Who will teach?

[djarumdudley]

should Webster be asked?

[Alexamateo]

Don't the Brits dislike Webster?

[djarumdudley]

Do you think they'd prefer American Heritage?

[schmenke]

Does it really matter?

[Alexamateo]

So what's the deal with the extra "u" in "colour" and "flavour" anyway?

[djarumdudley]

is it there for bonus sensory perception?

[Alexamateo]

What are you mumbling about dj?

[schmenke]

Can anyone make any sense out of dudley?

[djarumdudley]

do you really need to?

[slorydn1]

Where did everyone disappear to tonight?

[schmenke]

Are they back now?

[NoahsGirl]

Was everyone watching Sport Relief?

[Alexamateo]

What's Sport Relief?

[djarumdudley]

does that involve Rolaids?

[NoahsGirl]

what are Rolaids?

[Alexamateo]

Have you ever had acid indigestion?

[schmenke]

Have you tasted my wife's cooking...? :erm: