Is It A Bird etc

[LotusElise]

It's time to reveal that I am in fact the Masked Pasta Avenger. I seek out wrongdoers and throw spaghetti at them, while distributing delicious Italian goodies to those who are good. I am indistinguishable from a normal person except for having a special hat to wear when I am avenging.

[CharlieJ]

Ok... I'll let you into the secret... I'm really.....


drum roll please...


BadJokeMan.


And I'll prove it...


knock knock

who's there?

Darren

Darren who?

Darren darren darrendarrendarren darrendarreeeeeen.....
the pink panther!

[LeonBrooke]

It's time to reveal that I am in fact the Masked Pasta Avenger. I seek out wrongdoers and throw spaghetti at them, while distributing delicious Italian goodies to those who are good. I am indistinguishable from a normal person except for having a special hat to wear when I am avenging.

Do I count as someone who is good? Do I get nicely-cooked food?

[oily oaf]

You came out on top, eh?

Showing your best side to the onlookers, I guess :

Having put some thought in to being a career superhero this afternoon, I've decided to become Chainsaw Woman. The wiff of two stroke, the roar of a throbbing chopper and the spangly teflon suit all appeal to me. Can I interest Oily in to becoming Snap On Man to help keep my chainsaw, er, sawing?

Now look here. I'm most dreadfully sorry but what you suggest is absolutely out of the question.
You see I am The General Secretary of S.H.I.T.E. The Super Hero's Integrated Trades Executive and as such would never dream of breaking strict demarcation regulations by taking on a task clearly suited to another hero.
For without doubt this is clearly a job for Sexually Ambivalent Nazi Garden Maintenance Man who will I'm sure be absolutely delighted to dress up as Reichmarshall Herman Goering before filing the teeth on your chainsaw to the correct angle and pitch whilst debating whether to cop a feel of your ar$e or have a little nibble of your fella's earoles.

Thank me next Tuesday

(lights cat and places pipe in front of saucer of milk)

[schmenke]

hock:

Hazell, you best heed Oily's advice... You wouldn't want to be a S-H-I-T-E disturber now would you?

[race aficionado]

yep, when S-H-I-T-E hits the fan, it can get pretty messy.