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  1. 26th April 2007, 11:21 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erki
    OK one more...

    An Estonian is in cafe and is eating müsli and white bread with jam on it.
    Latvian comes in and takes a seat at the same table. He doesn't eat anything, just chews a chewing gum.
    Latvian: "Do you eat the whole bread?"
    Estonian(grumpily): "Yes."
    Latvian: "We don't eat the crusts, we collect them together, make müsli out of them and sell it to Estonians."
    Latvian blows a bubble of the gum and asks: "Do you eat bread with jam?"
    Estonian is again grumpy and says: "Yes."
    Lativan says: "We eat only fruits, anything that is left, we make jam out of them and sell it to Estonians."
    Estonian asks then: "What do you do with used condoms?"
    Latvian says: "We throw them away."
    Estonian says: "We don't. We collect them together, make chewing gum out of them and sell it to Latvians."
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  3. 27th April 2007, 08:06 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erki
    OK one more...

    An Estonian is in cafe and is eating müsli and white bread with jam on it.
    Latvian comes in and takes a seat at the same table. He doesn't eat anything, just chews a chewing gum.
    Latvian: "Do you eat the whole bread?"
    Estonian(grumpily): "Yes."
    Latvian: "We don't eat the crusts, we collect them together, make müsli out of them and sell it to Estonians."
    Latvian blows a bubble of the gum and asks: "Do you eat bread with jam?"
    Estonian is again grumpy and says: "Yes."
    Lativan says: "We eat only fruits, anything that is left, we make jam out of them and sell it to Estonians."
    Estonian asks then: "What do you do with used condoms?"
    Latvian says: "We throw them away."
    Estonian says: "We don't. We collect them together, make chewing gum out of them and sell it to Latvians."
    Brilliant
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