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  1. 24th November 2011, 22:30 #1
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    go farting

    hi lads im really into go farting and would like to start doing some compitions around the UK dose anyone no how i would go about doing that and have any phone numbers i could ring etc. thanks

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    I've read that the average person farts about 15 times a day and produces something like 500mL of gas all up. I would assume that most of it is produced by gut flora in the act of digestion. Am I right?
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    Did you know that fart means speed in Swedish? That cow was probably caught by a fartkamera:

    fartkamera - Wiktionary

    Swedish

    [edit]Noun
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    traffic camera, a still camera to monitor speeding on highways
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  4. 25th November 2011, 06:09 #4
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    ioan will like this thread :
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    How much money do you have, Donks?

    It might be best to begin with co-farting for another farter. Many championship-winning farters have actually begun their careers as co-farters, as have many rally co-drivers.
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  6. 25th November 2011, 08:53 #6
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    I was once listening to a football match and was amused to hear there was a player named Fan Der Fart. I wonder if he has a brother named Enthusiast Der Fart.
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    My mate Mick (the master farter) has a double jointed arse........
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    Quote Originally Posted by SGWilko
    My mate Mick (the master farter) has a double jointed arse........
    Would it be wind protected and fuel-injected by any chance?
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  9. 25th November 2011, 11:21 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollo
    Would it be wind protected and fuel-injected by any chance?
    That's the one - burns the nose, stings the eyes and even scorches the grass...


    Does Micks' double jointed arse............
    Opinions are like ar5eholes, everyone has one.
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  10. 25th November 2011, 11:40 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eki
    I was once listening to a football match and was amused to hear there was a player named Fan Der Fart. I wonder if he has a brother named Enthusiast Der Fart.
    Hahhhaahhahha!
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