Thats very impressive Bez me old mate. Had a similar job on the weekend but it was with the gay friend Luckily my girlfriend joined us after 20 minutes and saved me! As much as I like to help my mates there's somethings you just cant be doing :

EDIT: Having just read what i posted i would just like to point out that, I had to deal with the gay friend not the fat bird both are possible when taking upon the role of Wingman as all the nice girls need one of the aformentioned to come out with them.