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    Quote Originally Posted by RaikkonenRules
    What is the point in us having toes, it's not like we use them for anything.

    Anyone got any explainations?
    Yeah. You got toes so you can tell whether you're facing frontwards or backwards. If you look down and see toes, your ass is behind you, which you should now be able to find with both hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonbender
    Mmm, have you never jumped in the bath with the Mrs?
    H'mm I'd be lucky if I did I'm only 16
    I solumly swear I'm up to no good :devil:

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    Quote Originally Posted by schmenke
    You need a lobotomy
    and you need a bath
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazell B
    You do have toes. In fact you have all the exact same bones as us humans, but just the centre toe is showing and it calls itself a hoof
    twas only an old movie quote, but you raise a good point...
    So how many fingers do you have then?
    I've only got 8.
    oh yes and two thumbs

    Quote Originally Posted by Hazell B
    Next week's question - Do we need a brain?
    You might, I certainly don't :

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaikkonenRules
    H'mm I'd be lucky if I did I'm only 16
    Toes have their uses young man, believe me......

    If you want to ask what is a useless body part is, wonder why we have an appendix. Why do we have Wisdom Teeth?

    Evolutionary dead ends for sure. At least toes keep your foot from falling over and you with it....

    Talk to someone who has lost toes how much their mobility suffers. A friend of mine when I was a kid had a dad that lost a few toes and had to relearn how to walk, and to this day limps. Running was never an option....
    "Water for my horses, beer for my men and mud for my turtle".

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    Quote Originally Posted by donKey jote
    and you need a bath
    Tonight is bath night

    ...the missus is getting excited
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti

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    United in diversity !!!

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    Nah, she's just happy that I have ten toes...
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti

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    Including that center bone that Hazell calls hoof ?
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    You mean the one that I always manage to stub on the corner of the bed each morning?
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti

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