Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.

MONACO GRAND PRIX 2023.

Dick Dastardly: “Having been ON tenterhooks all race weekend, but more so today, the Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team are so relieved that the squad comprising of TWO World Champions, a combined tally of NINE World Championships, finished…”

So, the BONUS points will hopefully be good... BUT THAT said, it has to be the case of WHAT IF?


Fernando Alonso speaks out after Aston Martin call ruins chance to beat Max Verstappen
Fernando Alonso finished behind Max Verstappen after a chaotic Monaco Grand Prix.
16:11, Sun, May 28, 2023
By Luke Chillingsworth
Daily and Sunday Express

Fernando Alonso has spoken out about his difficulties of keeping the car on the track after Aston Martin’s decision ruined his chance to beat Max Verstappen. The team opted to fit dry tyres instead of intermediates or full wets at a crucial stage which could have changed the outcome of the race.

Alonso stopped first, Aston Martin bizarrely opting for dry tyres as others took for the intermediates. According to Sky Sports F1, Alonso questioned the decision over team radio but his team were admanent the dry compounds were the right call.

A switch to wet tyres would have given Alonso a chance to close on Verstappen who was struggling around as the conditions quickly worsened. Verstappen also had a big moment at Portier on his lap into the pits, losing control of the rear end and tapping the barrier on the outside.

‘Aston Martin call ruins chance to beat Max Verstappen’;

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/f1-a...aco-grand-prix

‘EL PLAN: WHAT IF?’

Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team ['Victoriae faucibus ereptio'] ‘Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...’