FGP 2014

[jens]

Happy Bubble Racing Team British Grand Prix press release

HBRT (Happy Bubble Racing Team) celebrate the perfect score of the British Grand Prix! It can't get any better than that with the combinations we have. It is not all too often, when you have an ideal race! But that was it. 1St, 2nd, 3rd and 4th – first four positions all to us! 1st Mercedes, 2nd Bottas, 3rd Ricciardo, 4th McLaren-Mercedes.

It is a rare sight to have such a race and we duly celebrated the result post-race knowing fully well it was a special moment.

However, it hasn't helped us to really close on the leaders, so continually our main goal is to attempt to secure third position in the championship, but we need some fortune during the second half of the season to make that happen.

HBRT would like to thank Aki Hedgehog Racing and Ford Focus F1 for a good co-operation. Thanks to our joint effort we are even in the process of solving our last problem – the aerodynamic development and windtunnel issue. We accidentally found some cash under our sofa to buy an additional desktop fan for the windtunnel. So now there are two fans for the power. As evidenced by the improved recent performance of the most problematic package of ours – McLaren – the purchase has worked!

HBRT however can't comment on the alleged rumour of ending the partnership with others teams. There is also the saying that „don't ruin what is working“, so leaving the partnership could destabilize our team for next year.

However, it is all too unclear and chill in the HQ's of the title sponsor Happy Bubble and any plans for next year will be concluded in late autumn. Then Happy Bubble Company will have a boardroom meeting in which they would review the past business and marketing year. FGP has been a great success for Happy Bubble Company, but they are also pondering whether to leave on a high like Brawn GP instead of participating in multiple seasons and dropping back.

HBRT would like to announce one last news item – Gianni Morbidelli has been sacked as the reserve driver, hence HBRT will conclude the year without a reserve driver. However, the 1M € salary has been paid out in full, so no lawsuits are awaiting us. HBRT was convinced that as both of its drivers are performing superbly, there is no need for a reserve driver to jump in any more.

Also Morbidelli got bored, because one our newly-bought computer simulator irreparably crashed while he was playing a game and he switched back to practising on Grand Prix 2 of which he got bored and decided to retire for good. We wish Morbidelli all the best for he future adventures and may he enjoy his retirement as it has been a long racing career he has had thus far!

[Tazio]

After repeated attempts to contact Mr. Jones personally Slash LLC is ready to lobby the FFIA, as it has come to our attention that we picked the Indian Grand Prix as our bonus race.
For reasons that are now obvious that has to be amended. Talk to me big boy, I hope this doesn't require the unanimous agreement of all teams!

[N. Jones]

Results coming soon. I didn't watch the race because Hockenheim is always a boring race to me.

[N. Jones]

German Grand Prix Results:

https://sites.google.com/site/2009fgp/results/germany

1 Bobby's Bits 81
2 NSA Team Mt. Damavand F1 Racing 68
2 3-2-1 Ray Sing 68
4 Team Marlboro Koz Racing 67

[N. Jones]

Overall Standings:

https://sites.google.com/site/2009fg.../-00-standings

1 NSA Team Mt. Damavand F1 Racing* 637
2 3-2-1 Ray Sing* 633
3 Bobby's Bits* 604
4 Happy Bubble Racing Team* 600
5 Force Finland* 586
5 Force Yorkshire* 586
7 Team Marlboro Koz Racing* 555
8 GP Stood Guard* 553
9 HennersF1 Racing* 549
10 Slash LLC. 545

[N. Jones]

After repeated attempts to contact Mr. Jones personally Slash LLC is ready to lobby the FFIA, as it has come to our attention that we picked the Indian Grand Prix as our bonus race.
For reasons that are now obvious that has to be amended. Talk to me big boy, I hope this doesn't require the unanimous agreement of all teams!

What IN the hell are you talking about?

[airshifter]

What IN the hell are you talking about?

India isn't on the calendar this year.

Personally I think that you should involve all other teams. I'm sure we could let Taz slide if he alters his signature line accordingly, praises Kimi as the last Ferrari FGP champ, posts of a picture of his new mohawk hair cut, lends his new scoot out to anyone on the forums that asks, and only drinks on Jewish holidays. But that's just me trying to cut him some slack, some others might be much tougher.

[Tazio]

What IN the hell are you talking about?

What IN the hell are you talking about?

In plain English, I picked India as my bonus without realizing it is not on the calender, and you let it slide. I tried to PM you but you didn't reply. I would like have a bonus race this season if that is not asking too much. Thanks in advance for this and all the great work you've done with FGP.

[Tazio]

if he alters his signature line accordingly, praises Kimi

After Germany, really?

[airshifter]

After Germany, really?

Kimi is worthless this year, but I didn't pick India as my bonus GP either!