Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a hearse and two funeral cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up ,takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone he puts his cap on, sits back down and carries on fishing. His mate turns to him and says,"Dave that's one of the nicest most respectful things I have ever seen."
Dave replies, "Well we were married for nearly 20 years."



A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!". They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.



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