Ever since Deal or No Deal started on the TV myself and 'im indoors have been playing assorted word games with the show's name.

For example, he'll get home from work to two sealed boxes and have to open one. I cross my fingers it's the No Meal box and he has to cook tea :

So far the only pun from the name I've 'borrowed' is Brockman's vocal/mute pigs version called Squeal or No Squeal (although we had to modify it to sqeezing the cat to get a winner). Now I'm running out and need some new versions from you lot.

Feel or No Feel is not an option :