Dick Dastardly ‘Double Drat’ Formula 1 Team Press Release.

AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX 2023.

Dick Dastardly: “At the Team HQ, we STILL await further clarification on ‘tender hooks’, before we open the bottles (not cans as reported earlier) of Ginger Beer in celebration, from the Saudia Arabian Grand Prix EL PLAN Classification…”

“This weekend, with TWO World Champions, a combined tally of NINE World Championships and the acknowledged ‘Green Red Bull’ technology of the Aston Martin 007 James Bond chassis and engines, could our Star Drivers obtain a double podium?”

“To get two Podium positions in the first two outings as a team, was encouraging, but being always fearful of complacency, surely two Podiums at the Australian Grand Prix is possible…”

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