http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070528/bs_nm/ford_volvo_dc

In a related story, Bill Ford, Jr. is said to be exploring the sale of his mother, Martha, to a glue factory. During an interview at his home, while standing near a half empty keg of beer, Ford said, "she doesn't weigh that much, so it's not worth selling her by the pound. But several boutiques expressed an interest, once I pitched the idea. We've basically run out of things to sale or mortgage. So as much as I'll miss 'Mom', I feel this is best for the shareholders."