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Thread: Why do we have toes?
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10th July 2007, 15:39 #21Senior Member
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Yeah. You got toes so you can tell whether you're facing frontwards or backwards. If you look down and see toes, your ass is behind you, which you should now be able to find with both hands.
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10th July 2007, 19:40 #22H'mm I'd be lucky if I did I'm only 16
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10th July 2007, 21:16 #23Senior Donkey
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and you need a bath
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10th July 2007, 21:20 #24Senior Donkey
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twas only an old movie quote, but you raise a good point...
Originally Posted by Hazell B
So how many fingers do you have then?
I've only got 8.
oh yes and two thumbs
You might, I certainly don't
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10th July 2007, 23:01 #25Senior Member
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Toes have their uses young man, believe me......
Originally Posted by RaikkonenRules
If you want to ask what is a useless body part is, wonder why we have an appendix. Why do we have Wisdom Teeth?
Evolutionary dead ends for sure. At least toes keep your foot from falling over and you with it....
Talk to someone who has lost toes how much their mobility suffers. A friend of mine when I was a kid had a dad that lost a few toes and had to relearn how to walk, and to this day limps. Running was never an option...."Water for my horses, beer for my men and mud for my turtle".
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10th July 2007, 23:10 #26Senior Member
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Tonight is bath night
Originally Posted by donKey jote

...the missus is getting excited
“If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti
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10th July 2007, 23:21 #27Senior Donkey
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don't forget the flowers

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10th July 2007, 23:25 #28Senior Member
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Nah, she's just happy that I have ten toes...
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10th July 2007, 23:28 #29Senior Donkey
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Including that center bone that Hazell calls hoof ?
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10th July 2007, 23:34 #30Senior Member
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You mean the one that I always manage to stub on the corner of the bed each morning?
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