I'll pop the cherry of this one.
Revived from the "old forum" :

Hi everyone,
I’ve rented the backroom at Italian Joe’s Pizzaria Bar & Grill.
The walls have been covered with drapes & it looks quite nice here.
They have set me up a table with a nice Smokin’ Joe tablecloth.
There are Winston Cup posters on the vertical support beams with drivers from the 70’s & 80‘s.
Just the NASCAR atmosphere I can get into.

I dined on one of Joe's special pepperoni & sausage pizza with everything, thanks Joe !
I’ve had 4 bottles of Miller Genuine Draft & here comes Mary with a fresh one.
She promises to keep them coming, you’ve got to love a woman that brings you beer.
I invited a few guests but no-one has showed-up yet .....