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    Talking You couldn't make this stuff up

    Rule 1 of the forum, always accuse anyone who disagrees with you of bias.I would say that though.

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    Why am I not surprised?
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    Hey now, i've seen the Mr Bean episode, those thing are lethal.
    C'est la vie ja taksi tuo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Brockman
    Why am I not surprised?
    Because you are not the type to be easily surprised?
    Rule 1 of the forum, always accuse anyone who disagrees with you of bias.I would say that though.

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    I'm terribly disappointed with my irresponsible parents for allowing me to purchase rolls of "caps" for my toy gun when I was 8 years old I would hazard a guess that a firearms permit is required to purchase them nowadays?
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti

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    Tesco had a product withdrawal recently on their Finest Crackers as they contained.... shock, horror...... two bangs!! And it might scare some people too much
    If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!

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    On a similar theme, I was talking to somebody (who lacks the ability to think for herself, as youre about to discover) yesterday. She'd planned candles for her work's party, in an office above the shop she manages. Somebody had complained they were bound to make it stuffy as they 'use up all the air with their flames'

    She asked me "What can I use instead? Do they make flameless candles?"
    "Yes" I replied "They're more commonly known as lightbulbs"

    Just waiting for the staff to compain about crackers now ......
    "The Jaguar's going cheap"
    "Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:

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    Danny boy, you're becoming the next Fred Bassett / Carlmetro! (with regards to news : )

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    Carl I can handle. Fred a bit less so

    I'd have been more offended if you'd said I was becoming like fastbitch
    Rule 1 of the forum, always accuse anyone who disagrees with you of bias.I would say that though.

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    I don't know too much about women, but when they give you a roof, food and a bit of loving, you give them some respect!


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