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  1. 24th April 2007, 17:03 #1
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    Jokes

    Thought I'd start this thread to post up your jokes ...

    What do you call a man who has had his car stolen ?
    Carlos.

    XD

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  2. 24th April 2007, 17:14 #2
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    Why did Bob fall off the bike?

    Because Bob was a fish.
    Rabbits don't eat engine blocks.
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    Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
    A: Because it was dead.

    Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
    A: Because it was attached to the first koala.

    Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
    A: Peer pressure.
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    how do you confuse an irishman?
    put 3 shovels against the wall and get him to choose his pick
    been to new york and it was amazin
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  5. 27th April 2007, 23:02 #5
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    and what do you call a man witha a shovel in his head?









    Doug!












    Dug?????










    OK I know it's not very good. Works better when you hear it.
    A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof
    is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools:grenade:
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  6. 27th April 2007, 23:09 #6
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    what do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?






    Eileen!
    valenciafc.co.uk :)
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  7. 3rd May 2007, 17:29 #7
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    When is the best time to go trampolining?

    Springtime
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    Quote Originally Posted by CharlieJ
    and what do you call a man witha a shovel in his head?









    Doug!












    Dug?????










    OK I know it's not very good. Works better when you hear it.
    What do you call a man WITHOUT a shovel in his head? ..

    - Douglas.
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  9. 3rd May 2007, 19:36 #9
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    Took longer than I expected for someone to roll that one out.
    A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof
    is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools:grenade:
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  10. 3rd May 2007, 20:26 #10
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    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?



    Cliff.
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