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  1. 25th November 2011, 13:33 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eki
    I was once listening to a football match and was amused to hear there was a player named Fan Der Fart. I wonder if he has a brother named Enthusiast Der Fart.
    I think you mean Van der Fard?
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  3. 25th November 2011, 14:19 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by 555-04Q2
    I think you mean Van der Fard?
    Actually I think it's written Van der Vaart.

    Rafael van der Vaart - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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    Quote Originally Posted by SGWilko
    My mate Mick (the master farter) has a double jointed arse........
    How does he manage to stay on a bar stool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by schmenke
    How does he manage to stay on a bar stool?
    Upward propulsion.
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    Do cows at wind farms fart more or louder than cows at other farms?
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    Quote Originally Posted by schmenke
    How does he manage to stay on a bar stool?
    He turns it upside down - prevents the wind too until the pressure reaches 5.0Bar that is.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eki
    I was once listening to a football match and was amused to hear there was a player named Fan Der Fart. I wonder if he has a brother named Enthusiast Der Fart.
    I used to snicker when Robin Van persie and Rafael van der Vaart passed the ball to each other. persie (perse=ass in finnish)
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    Sorry, perhaps a bit off topic...

    There's a land area just at the edge of our city, that's currently under review for commercial and residential development, called Paskapoo.
    I'm not sure where the name comes from; I believe it's some native indian term.

    I certainly wouldn't want to be the contractor that has to cut down those trees...
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