why does Santa always seem so happy?

**Wade91** · 5th December 2010, 23:16

i think its cause he knows where all the naughty girls live

**DonJippo** · 5th December 2010, 23:39

Well this one does not look happy at all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQaE3HjXvEk

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**Sonic** · 5th December 2010, 23:41

Originally Posted by Wade91

i think its cause he knows where all the naughty girls live

You've seen Mrs Claus right?

**Easy Drifter** · 6th December 2010, 03:38

He keeps thinking of the huge lump of best anthracite he is going to leave for Wade.

mokin:

**Retro Formula 1** · 6th December 2010, 10:42

Originally Posted by Wade91

i think its cause he knows where all the naughty girls live

He's got a present in his sack for them

**Mark** · 6th December 2010, 10:48

Originally Posted by Easy Drifter

He keeps thinking of the huge lump of best anthracite he is going to leave for Wade.

mokin:

That's expensive stuff!

**Eki** · 6th December 2010, 13:10

Originally Posted by Mark

That's expensive stuff!

Because of its higher quality, anthracite is around 2–3 times the cost of regular coal. In June 2008, anthracite was US$150/short ton wholesale.[4]

Well, it's Christmas after all.

**Brown, Jon Brow** · 6th December 2010, 13:46

What is there not to enjoy about getting kids to come and sit on your knee and then go round to their houses at night to empty your sack.

**ioan** · 6th December 2010, 17:42

Most probably because he only has to be one night per year with 'humans'.

**Mark in Oshawa** · 6th December 2010, 17:45

Originally Posted by Mark

That's expensive stuff!

At a 150 bucks a ton, one lump of coal shouldn't be more than a few pennies....lol

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