Joke Time

[markabilly]

wow,

I did not know you played the piano

meanwhile back at the ranch, the lone ranger saw tonto was riding donkey

[SGWilko]

wow,

I did not know you played the piano

meanwhile back at the ranch, the lone ranger thought tonto was

They don't call me clever dick for nothing y'know.....

[markabilly]

Nixon could play the piano too...his mother taught him

[Gregor-y]

They don't call me clever dick for nothing y'know.....

You're lucky; they don't call me clever dick at all.

[CarlMetro]

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana

[donKey jote]

or as they would say in Germany (Fliegen=flies, fliegen=to fly ):
Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach... Bananen

[markabilly]

so while fruit flies may like a banana, what does time have to do with that

[Eki]

so while fruit flies may like a banana, what does time have to do with that

Four. Two on the front seats and two on the back seat.

[donKey jote]

Four. Two to hold the bulb and two to turn them.

[markabilly]

I only need her two hands for her to choke it and make it fly.........