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Markabilly has been in a really bad accident. He was driving down the road in his '77 Chevy pickup truck when the brakes failed and he ran into a tree. At the emergency room they found that both his legs were badly mangled and determined he had to have the right one amputated to save his life. The surgeon, having had a couple drinks before being called in, amputated his left leg. As soon as the error was realized, the doctors had to take the right one off too.

When Markabilly recovered, he tried to sue the hospital and the surgeons but the judge threw the case out of court. Said he didn't have a leg to stand on.
The other part of this story is: The Doctor came in right after the surgery and said "I have some good news - I have some bad news " Markabilly said give me the bad news first. So the Doctor told him of the amputations. Markabilly said what possible good new could there be. The Doctor said " The guy in the next bed over wants to buy your slippers"