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    Drunk Astronauts

    just when you think it couldn't get any worse...

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    Well, I often need a little snifter before jetting off on vacation so I wouldnt got to hard on someone who's about to be strapped into a 37 million horsepower rocket.

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    What'll we do with a drunken astronaut,
    What'll we do with a drunken astronaut,
    What'll we do with a drunken astronaut,
    Earl-aye in the morning?

    Way hay and up she rises
    Patent blocks o' diff'rent sizes,
    Way hay and up she rises
    Earl-aye in the morning
    I could really use a fish right now

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    "Houston we have a drink problem"
    "Oi are you staring at my protein pills?"
    "Bleeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrgh. Jesus!"
    (floats off into Saturn's gravitational pull with dog on a piece of string)
    Oh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:

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    Good lord....is the world going off it's rocker? Next thing ya know, we will find out men of the cloth are pedophiles....oh wait a minute....never mind.
    "Water for my horses, beer for my men and mud for my turtle".

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    Talking

    There have been a few times I was so drunk I thought I was flying .....
    but the ground jumped up & hit me making me realize I was only falling down.




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    My question is just exactly how was the alcohol loaded and who oversaw the loading. Because if loading a shuttle with alcohol is a job. I believe I just found my next career. You wouldn't have to worry about drunk astronauts any more.
    wheres Mondale when you need him?

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    Wink

    There you go dunes, you are truly a problem solver !
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    I don't know about the current group of astronauts, but I can tell you most of the Gemini-Apollo guys could party.
    If legislation makes you equal, you aren't.

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    why not get boozed up before a flight? its not like there are any cops in space
    Sir! While I disagree with what you are saying, I will fight to the death your right to spell the words incorerctly and use heinous.. grammar yo !!!

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