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6th June 2007, 02:43 #1
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Top 10 reasons why there are no gangster NASCAR drivers:
Top 10 reasons why there are no gangster NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY GANGSTERS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR.
# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.Don't take anything I post too seriously folks.
I'm like a bottle of wine, I get better with age.
aaand if all goes well then Ogier decides to go for 9th ;)
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