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    Quote Originally Posted by LotusElise
    I'm surprised some of her more choice words got through the filter, actually.
    Makes me wonder if she went out to a pub and called some 6ft talll guy who's built like a brick you know what a "knob" and ended up in intensive care.

    Oh well!
    Rule 1 of the forum, always accuse anyone who disagrees with you of bias.I would say that though.

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    I gave in trying to read her posts :

    Who was she having a go at?
    "The Jaguar's going cheap"
    "Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:

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    Oily, mainly.
    Speedqueens website is offline while I rehome it, but it will be back, and much bigger than before.

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    Sorry, I meant to come back and say I'd found it and not to bother answering. My bad.

    Her sort of English is the reason I posted about people not bothering with grammar. It's unreadable for the most part. I had no idea (or cares) what she was posting, so just stopped reading it all.
    "The Jaguar's going cheap"
    "Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:

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    At one point I had a donkey theory that she was merely a sockpuppet of Oily's

    (you know, a bit like Caroline's account and Daniel lately hock: : )

    United in diversity !!!

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    I got an infection for some bad language
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    There's ointment available for infections
    "The Jaguar's going cheap"
    "Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by LotusElise
    Hotbikerchic hasn't been seen for a couple of days either.
    Tish! Tosh! and Folderol! Blossom!

    I saw her only last evening when I took a small bowl of comforting Oatabix gruel to the shed and poured it gently into the Dame Tony Blair restraining box which has been her home for the past 9 days

    She seems to have settled in to her new surroundings extremely well where she whiles away the hours screaming hysterically for her hormone replacement tablets and reading a copy of "My Very First Popup and Colouring Book Of The ABC" which I acquired for her at no small expense from The Reader's Digest For The Criminally Insane.

    Having said that I have to report that rather sadly there was a bit of a kerfuffle around 1.00am this morning when I was disturbed from my slumbers by a loud banging, only to find upon investigation that her Internet Boyfriend had scaled my back fence and was attempting to free his erstwhile paramour by bludgeoning down the shed door with a tyre iron

    How we all laughed and played as I built a small bonfire from HBC's varicose vein support stockings and Lardbuster panty girdles before burning him face down in the roaring inferno

    Ah my dear friends. Carefree, halcyon days indeed
    Oh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:

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    Wink

    I had a suspicion that was what had happened!
    Speedqueens website is offline while I rehome it, but it will be back, and much bigger than before.

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    Why has Captain 1 vxr been banned? :\
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