Fgp 2013

[steveaki13]

VAUXHALL ASRA F1 AM SAMN

Du o h fac ha som lrs on rjbys kyboard ar currnly no working, all announcmns ar on hold for h im bing, unforunaly...

Communications break down at Astra F1 then.

[N. Jones]

[rjbetty]

VAUXHALL ASTRA F1 TEAM STATEMENT

We belatedly bring you news from VAF1, who have secured a wireless keyboard for the time being, now regaining the use of the letters e, t, and z. This had been causing us nightmares trying to type our 2nd driver's name so we are glad it's rectified. Unfortunately it runs on a battery and I don't know how long...







... So having linked our wireless keyboard to a KERS device, here we go!

INDIAN GP
I can't remember if I actually already did this, but anyway: Well Perez came through for once scoring a timely 5th while our rivals went down the pan. We are inviting Steveaki and N.Jones to a curry we are having to celebrate to help drown their sorrows.

ABU DHABI GP
Friday:
Due to the curry and drinks getting out of hand and turning into a huge party, we are now out of funds again and as such can't pay our drivers. This means they haven't turned up yet as they are still having a massive sulk (while our team employees who have such things as mortgages etc have to tough it out)

Saturday:
Perez starts ahead of the gripless Button again while Gutierrez actually starts behind Bottas for a change.

Sunday: We are not happy at Sutil cheating the track to get ahead of Perez. At least Sergio beat him at the finish to get more points. We think the McLaren drivers swapped seats for this GP... As for Gutierrez, he may not have trounced Bottas this time but at least he has points.


THE CHAMPIONSHIP
We are still holding on to 37th place with 37th-40th covered by 1pt!! We are determined to beat them down but really need Gutierrez to pull his finger out again. rjbetty is going to cry tears of laughter into his tank again.


OUR RIVALS
Williams enjoyed an improvement in form at Abu Dhabi by reverting to their old exhaust system. We would like to suggest they can gain even more performance by reverting the entire car to the 1992 spec. Elsewhere, it's the same old as POSF1 prop up the table. We appreciate them being there to divert attention away from our dreadful form. We hear that the folks on f1rejects are going to post an article for POSF1 as a new reject team. Watch this space.

[N. Jones]

[rjbetty]

VAUXHALLASRAFAMSAMN

hrarnomorannouncmnsforhimbing

Nowvnmorlrsargon,includinghspacbar...

Isgonfrombadowors...

[rjbetty]

VAUXHALL ASTRA F1 TEAM STATEMENT

A very short update today as the spare keyboard is out of juice. Even more letters have gone now, including the spacebar...

USGP
Qualifying:

A decent day from our drivers, qualifying 7th and 10th. But what's this? Valtteri Bottas in 9th! Our forlorn rivals may have hope too since Hulkenberg also starts 4th for Sauber - good news for those using that chassis. This season isn't over yet. This is also the bonus GP for POSF1 Racing sponsored by no-one, but we are sufficiently far ahead to not feel threatened by them.

It turns out that Gutierrez has been penalised 10 places for blocking: well that just would have to happen when it's actually a good day for him, and when we are in a very tight championship fight, wouldn't it?

This leaves it for lead driver Sergio Perez to save the day. We therefore don't feel too confident of holding off our rivals...



Gosh that was hard work. Whew.

[COD]

Wohoo! Finally both Force Finland drivers score points! So sad this was not our bonus GP

[N. Jones]

Results will be up tonight.

Finally! The season is near its end. Grosjean is looking mighty good right now.........

[N. Jones]

US Grand Prix Results:

https://sites.google.com/site/2009fgp/results/uae

1 Tire Chains F1 64
2 Force Finland 55
3 Team Marlboro Koz Racing 51
3 Eagle-Parnelli Racing 51
3 Bed Rules Racing 51

[N. Jones]

Rank Team Points

6 POSF1 Sponsored by HP 50

I'M NOT LAST. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!