Oh how I laughed..

[CarlMetro]

*doorbell rings*

I went and opened the door

"Good afternoon sir..........oh ermm I seem to have got the wrong house.............erm sorry to have..........er bothered you" said the man outside.

"No, no trouble at all" I said, "Aren't you going to leave me one of those leaftlets? Perhaps you'd like to come inside and have a chat?" I continued.

"Err.......no thanks, I've erm got other people to see, maybe some other time" said the local BNP parliamentary candidate

"Oh that's a shame, I was really looking forward to discussing your party's policies on immigration and how you intend to reduce the national debt, but if you're sure you can't spare the time?" I said

"Erm no, sorry" he said, and left my path almost at running pace.

For those who have never seen me (the lucky ones) I'm not exactly what you'd call white. The look of pure horror on the man's face is one I shall treasure for a long time.

Anyone else had a party visit yet?

[MrJan]

I wish I'd been there to see it Carl.

[EuroTroll]

Amusing, Carl. What a bunch of racist morons.

Here, politicians don't usually go door-to-door. Religious nutters do.

[Sonic]

Carl you are an actual leg end!

My Gran was always awesome with those kinda things. She'd invite whoever it was in for a cup of tea and get them to cut out coupons from the local paper for her. They ended up begging to leave.

[V12]

When I was younger, when I was approached either in the street or at my door by that sort of person - not just politicians but religious people or those street charity workers with the clipboards who try and get my bank details (!!!) - I would just make my excuses and get out of there/shut the door whatever.

Now I actually take some sort of twisted pleasure in dismantling their arguments with words and leave them with their tail between their legs

[BeansBeansBeans]

Carl 1 - 0 Daft racist

[J4MIE]

Good one Carl. I remember one time I was walking along a street in the middle of Glasgow and somebody gave me a leaflet for a mass suicide. It cheered me up no end

[Mark in Oshawa]

Carl....you should have insisted he come in for a cup of tea....

I am telling you, I would have loved to have seen this idiot.

[CarlMetro]

I tried my best, but he just wasn't keen. I'm thinking of contacting their party HQ and asking him to come back again. I could ask a few friends round and make it a real get together :\

[Jag_Warrior]

The BNP? Aren't those the flakes that our boy, David Duke, went to visit a year or two ago?

Try to invite one of them back. If you have a video camera, this would make a fun Youtube video.... as he's running away again. Call it "Encounter With a Nutter".