Meeting your ex

[bluegem280]

The reference to "getting one's card stamped" had me laughing out loud as well....

Around here, my buddies and I usually refer it to getting one's "oil changed"......

hadn't seen Mark quite a while, being busy with cars, oil changed?...

[markabilly]

If she was happily married for several years too, then perhaps. But since she is single NO! The womens code of honour will require that your wife kills your ex

or kills you....or kills both of you.....or runs off with one of her ex's......


OTOH, you could invite the ex over for a threesome. Did that once and it worked out well, until they decided to run off together without me......Donkey's momma was never much on being loyal

[Roamy]

This evening I have a meeting with my ex. We broke up six years ago and both had long term relationships since then. I am four years into my marriage. Recently we bumped into each other at a party and agreed to be on speaking terms again. I would like to be friends with her and would not mind having a coffee and chat once in while. Still, I am afraid that being single she will try to lay her claim on me again, which I would not fancy. What would you/did you do in such case?

You will find the same reason you left is still there. Have the coffee and it won't go anywhere

[Rudy Tamasz]

Roamy, it's been a while since we last discussed that story. A lot of things happened since then. To put it in a politically correct manner I remain fully committed to my family.

[markabilly]

All these rules about what you are and are not allowed to do are really putting me off ever having a long term realationship

That is nothing.

Wait until you get married, and discover that the rules turn into laws of a more numerous, complex and universal nature that have draconian punishments for failing to adhere.


And unlike laws where you have to actually do something to break them, with clarity required to be enforceable, the more frequent offense is to fail to do something in a timely and proper manner as determined ex post facto.

And when you want to know what you did wrong, you are now in even worse trouble....

[Daniel]

That is nothing.

Wait until you get married, and discover that the rules turn into laws of a more numerous, complex and universal nature that have draconian punishments for failing to adhere.


And unlike laws where you have to actually do something to break them, with clarity required to be enforceable, the more frequent offense is to fail to do something in a timely and proper manner as determined ex post facto.

And when you want to know what you did wrong, you are now in even worse trouble....

You make marriage sound like F1

[555-04Q2]

You make marriage sound like F1

He's not far off the mark!!!

My wife changed shorltly after we got married, and changed again when our kids were born.

[MrJan]

He's not far off the mark!!!

My wife changed shorltly after we got married, and changed again when our kids were born.

And then she changed her name to Lotus?

[555-04Q2]

And then she changed her name to Lotus?

She changed her name to NO! Or maybe that's what she calls me now cause thats all I ever hear :

[Rudy Tamasz]

She changed her name to NO! Or maybe that's what she calls me now cause thats all I ever hear :

Took her a long time to figure it out. My son barely learned to speak when he understood that "no" is the most useful and efficient word in human communication.