Joke Time

[donKey jote]

stoopid chicken should have crossed the road when it saw yer ex....

[steveaki13]

Arsenal

[markabilly]

stoopid chicken should have crossed the road when it saw yer ex....

well, I warned you to run faster.....

[markabilly]

donkey and his old lady were shopping, and he goes to get a case of cheap wine. She hollers, "how much is that?"
He says, $10.00" She says, "put it back, that is too much"

They go down some more isles, and she picks up a bottle for face cream. Donkey says, "I see the price, and that is too much"

She says, "but it makes me look better"

He says, "so does the wine and it is much much cheaper...."

then the fight started


and then there are parking meters for streetwalkers....

German city introduces parking meter for prostitutes - Yahoo! News

explains why Donkey's old lady is always trying to borrow dimes

[donKey jote]

Billy is just back from the Blindfolded World Wa(n)king Championships... he has no idea where he came though.

[Garry Walker]

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America! Jimmy Fallon


I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson
I drove away happy, and for the next few days every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Asshole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States,
Barack Hussein Obama

[SGWilko]

A group of ignorant retards

That's a little unfortunate language Daniel.......

[markabilly]

One day Donkey gets off work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday and he does not want his daughter's mother bitchin him out for forgetting...after all is said and done, her mother is his sister.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"


The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $20, Shopping Barbie for $20, Beach Barbie for $20, Disco Barbie for $20, Ballerina Barbie for $20, Astronaut Barbie for $20, Skater Barbie for $20 and Divorced Barbie for $260."

Donkey say, "What?! How much?? Why is the Divorced Barbie so high when the others are only $20?" The answer is "Well, the divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's friends, Ken's TV, Ken's Money, and a gold necklace that Ken paid for and now has Ken's balls hanging from it......"

[SGWilko]

One day Donkey gets off work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday and he does not want his daughter's mother bitchin him out for forgetting...after all is said and done, her mother is his sister.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"


The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $20, Shopping Barbie for $20, Beach Barbie for $20, Disco Barbie for $20, Ballerina Barbie for $20, Astronaut Barbie for $20, Skater Barbie for $20 and Divorced Barbie for $260."

Donkey say, "What?! How much?? Why is the Divorced Barbie so high when the others are only $20?" The answer is "Well, the divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's friends, Ken's TV, Ken's Money, and a gold necklace that Ken paid for and now has Ken's balls hanging from it......"

What part does Shrek play in these jokes?

[markabilly]

What part does Shrek play in these jokes?

donot know. what joke do you want to be in?