Silverstone 2020 GP #1 .

[Bagwan]

Bizzaro world begins in jolly old , as pink Lance is fastest in FP2 .
And the Hulk is back in the other car .
Perez's bubble burst .
Albon's in the armco , and Seb is waaaaaaay back .

Could be fun to watch qually .

[Bagwan]

Thanks for starting this thread , bagwan .
Lance must have disappointed you today , eh ?

Holy cow , are those Mercs fast .
And , what's up with those red cars so far apart ?
And , those Bully cars , too ?

Can't wait for the race .

[Bagwan]

No sweat , man .
I'm pretty excited about the race , too .

It feels like I'm the only one in the stands .

[Bagwan]

Don't worry .
I'm here , too .

[Bagwan]

Pass the champagne .

[Bagwan]

Russell gets burned for speeding past his spinning team mate , and Chuck Le Cluck gets off for making Pink Lance jam on the brakes .

This has been brought to you by the bbc(bagwan broadcasting couch).

More after this .

[Bagwan]

Hey bagwan , did you notice how fast Lulu was ?

[Bagwan]

Yeah , pretty amazing , eh ?
I didn't mention it because nobody would have believed I was serious about complimenting him .
He broke his own record , and then broke his own record , and then broke his own record again .
He's awfully hard on those statistics people .

Good thing he drives good .

He's gotta be the outright record holder for number of hairstyles , too (sorry , maybe a little jealous there - little hair , and same style since '74 ).

[Bagwan]

It feels like we're in quarantine .

[Bagwan]

I have my mask on right now , so it's hard to drink .