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    Holy Crap

    Is a turd holy only if it has been excreted by a religious official? Or can any turd be holy if it has been officially blessed?
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti

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    Not sure of all the philosophical, and religious ramifications, but if it came from Jessica Alba I'd worship it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by schmenke View Post
    Is a turd holy only if it has been excreted by a religious official? Or can any turd be holy if it has been officially blessed?
    Pope poop ?
    I smell a commercial opportunity , schmenke .

    Ban holy wars and open holy stores .
    "Pope poop on a rope" -in holy stores now , and every regular morning .

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    If it came from Jennifer Lopez I would covet it
    Obama to Biden - "Let the Welfare checks rain upon the Earth - I am going to a barbecue"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazio View Post
    Not sure of all the philosophical, and religious ramifications, but if it came from Jessica Alba I'd worship Bluestacks Lucky Patcher Kodi it!
    Is a turd holy only if it has been excreted by a religious official? Or can any turd be holy if it has been officially blessed?
    Last edited by saliyatsia; 2nd October 2019 at 21:11.

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