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    I've never seen him yet - sounds like I have escaped!
    Speedqueens website is offline while I rehome it, but it will be back, and much bigger than before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeansBeansBeans
    A humorous Hammers fan with a fondness for innuendo? Oily is Russell Brand.
    Bloody hell Beansie are you pyschic or what mate?

    I was just going to submit a post on that very topic.

    I regularly frequent an underground West Ham forum on which I am moderator in chief in that I visit people at their homes and nail them to the sideboard for neglecting to use foul and abusive language or to speak about young women in the most vile and degrading fashion possible.

    Anyway the members therein are absolutely convinced that despite my protestations to the contrary I am the very fuzzy haired celebrity of whom you speak.

    I wouldn't mind his money and no error.
    Some of his birds wouldn't go amiss either (sleaze, letch, fumble)
    Oh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:

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    Quote Originally Posted by oily oaf
    I visit people at their homes and nail them to the sideboard for neglecting to use foul and abusive language or to speak about young women in the most vile and degrading fashion possible.
    Good, I need not buy a sideboard after all. I never neglect my foul mouth or forget to treat women badly :

    I like roast Ham, too.
    "The Jaguar's going cheap"
    "Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazell B
    Seeing him mentioned by Beans, and because I've been meaning to ask for ages, are we sick of the silly haired jester yet?

    He's everywhere; radio, TV, papers (I'm told) and you just know he'll be doing adverts soon.
    Who?


    There are too many underated comedians out there like Ross Noble.

    'they say cheese give you nightmeres, that's stupid I'm not afraid of cheese!'
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    Mr Brown, that's brilliant!

    Must admit, the comics that are the best always seem to get so little limelight when there's a Russell Brand or Peter Kay about.

    Bill Bailey, for example.
    "The Jaguar's going cheap"
    "Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew
    His best line must have been:

    "I actually think Geldof's the best person to speak about famine, seeing as he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for thirty years...".

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    Was that before or after Geldof called him a C word?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazell B
    Mr Brown, that's brilliant!

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    Don't thank me thank Ross Noble.

    He describes his comedy as comic sence.

    Eg, Like sticking meat to your face to ward off veegans!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim mcglinchey
    Was that before or after Geldof called him a C word?
    That was in response

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bezza
    I was sick of him when he first appeared and that opinion has not faltered. I am yet to hear anything funny come out of his mouth.
    Agreed!!!
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