The things I love are the translations that are correct but just not quite right. Yesterday I was out for a run along the beach, and there was a bar (chiringuito) which had "Coctel de la semana" (Cocktail of the week) translated as "Weekly Cocktail". "Barman, could I have another?" "Sorry sir, that's your ration for the week..."

And a few years ago a Chinese student saw me one morning and said "Ah, you got your haircut cut! Very nice!" It's logical, makes sense but....