2012 Drivers excuses

[Tixy54]

I just come up with what I think the best drivers excuse will be, ahead of the series opener on Sunday.

"I was dazzled by the paint job on the other car and swerved into him...!"

"Because of the petrol drivers strike we had to go carefully to make sure we finished the race."

"If I didn't have a turbo, like last year, I wouldn't have been going so fast, and, therefore I could have avoided the crash."

"Oi, you little toad, come back here with my walking frame."

Your contributions ARE required to make me giggle.

[VkmSpouge]

"It wasn't my fault I ended up in the gravel trap, my satnav said to go straight on at Druids!"

[HondaRacingFan]

"He had a "If you can read this, your to close sticker" on his read bumper and i couldn't read it so moved closer but i didn't see him braking"

[F1boat]

Plato will surprise us all.

[Tixy54]

Plato will surprise us all.

Did he say that?

[VkmSpouge]

"The team are useless, the car is terrible, the victory was purely down to my incredible talent, so I would like to dedicate the win to myself,"

[HondaRacingFan]

i got one for Chris James.

"i saw the pretty lights flashing and i was put in a trance"

[AndyRAC]

I ran out of talent......

[HondaRacingFan]

HAHAHA!!!

[Tixy54]

I ran out of talent......

It reminds of Casey Stoners comment to Valentino Rossi when Rossi took him out:- "Your ambition outweighed your talent, mate"