A-Z Deal or No Deals

[Hazell B]

Ever since Deal or No Deal started on the TV myself and 'im indoors have been playing assorted word games with the show's name.

For example, he'll get home from work to two sealed boxes and have to open one. I cross my fingers it's the No Meal box and he has to cook tea :

So far the only pun from the name I've 'borrowed' is Brockman's vocal/mute pigs version called Squeal or No Squeal (although we had to modify it to sqeezing the cat to get a winner). Now I'm running out and need some new versions from you lot.

Feel or No Feel is not an option :

[CarlMetro]

Veal or No Veal?

[slinkster]

Peel or No Peel - if you're looking for a novel way of making one of your five a day an interesting experience?!

[Hazell B]

No veal!

Don't get me started on milk-fed crated animals

[LotusElise]

Heel or no heel - deciding which shoes to wear on a night out?

[Hazell B]

Peel or No Peel - if you're looking for a novel way of making one of your five a day an interesting experience?!

Done that, although he cheated and wouldn't eat the banana with it's peel still on Also Peal or No Peal with a broken bell and one still with it's ringer :

[slinkster]

Done that, although he cheated and wouldn't eat the banana with it's peel still on

Spoil sport! ... hehe, I can't really blame him...

[Eki]

Seal or no seal. Eel or no eel. Real or no real.

[Dave B]

I saw what I thought was a small duck the other day. I had to ask myself "teal or no teal?"

[schmenke]

Veal or No Veal?

Definitely veal.

Carl, I was wondering if you should take further action on your recent court case. You know, apeal or no apeal...