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    Quote Originally Posted by skc
    Aparently, about 2/3 of women in their survey said no hock:
    Could be more to do with the type of women watching Jeremy Kyle.
    You're so beige, you probably think this signature is about someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Jan Yeo
    Could be more to do with the type of women watching Jeremy Kyle.
    JK is on the over side and the figure would have been nearer 100%

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    When I was a much younger man 29 or 30 I had a relationship with a woman that lived on my street shortly after I was divorced and had moved to Las Vegas. I was gun shy of making a total commitment. We had a lot of fun. One day (about 2 months in) she told me that she had a girl friend that really liked to give her The French Kiss, than asked me if I objected. I thought about it for a pornographic second and replied…… "No"!
    Being the sick-f*ck that I am I immediately started hatching a plot to get them both in the sack. This woman had two children and was providing for them by working full time as a waitress in a restaurant on the strip. I never had the opportunity to meet the wee lass mentioned above because about a month later she made me aware of another relationship she was in that she wanted to have me check off on. This woman, let's call her Nancy (because that was her name confided in me that the owner of the restaurant that she worked at gave her a stupid amount of money for having sex with her once a month. She said that she thought I may not mind because he was old (late 6o's) and asserted that because he didn't have anything like the virility of a man closer to our age that it wasn't really like having sex. plus she really needed that extra income. Then she asked me if I minded. I told her I did and went on to say that it was precisely like having sex.
    She broke off her sexual relationship with him. I quickly lost interest in her. The break-up happened to coincidently be right after I bought a Honda CR 250, and I dedicated a lot of time desert riding. I did however do the honorable thing. I told her that I didn't think we were really suited down all the way to the ground at the instant that I had this epiphany so she could get her sugar daddy to take her back before he had a chance to replace her. She did, and we remained friends with her saying that the reason our relationship failed was because I had replaced her with my dirt bike, and I never contradicted the accuracy of that assertion to her.
    May the forza be with you

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    Now, Girls kissing girls takes us to a whole new level. Not only is it not cheating but should be encouraged at every opportunity

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    How come I'm hearing Type O Negative's My Girlfriend's Girlfriend in my head??
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    No.
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    Hell no!

    When you put your wang into her thang, then maybe it's cheating.
    Sometimes that little slut you're with deserves to be played.
    Marco Simoncelli 1987-2011

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    Kissing

    like that reply gloomy DAY!!
    thats how i feel too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skc
    Now, Girls kissing girls takes us to a whole new level. Not only is it not cheating but should be encouraged at every opportunity

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    Hell SKC in my book "Eatin ain't Cheatin"
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