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    Did you tell the wife to do the dishes before she went to bed last night?

    Oops...I did it again.
    "But it aint how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done." Rocky.

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    Did you wear your skirt when going to a service at the Westboro Baptist Church?

    Chicken burger
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    What fell out of your mini skirt while you were running down the road?

    It's a complete and utter disaster!
    "But it aint how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done." Rocky.

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    I hear schmenke wants his skirt back then?

    It's that Friday feeling
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    All the woman in the house shouted...?

    You betcha.
    "But it aint how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done." Rocky.

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    Do you dress as a woman at weekends?

    Give it to me.
    Everyone Loves a Slinky. :)

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    Would you like to try the Captain's chicken burger?

    Too greasy.
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti

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    Would you like to try my chicken burger?

    Too bassy
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    How do slinkster's farts sound?

    It'll only take a minute.
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti

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    Are you reheating yourself my chicken burger?

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