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28th November 2011, 08:18 #551
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Originally Posted by StarterObama to Biden - "Let the Welfare checks rain upon the Earth - I am going to a barbecue"
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3rd December 2011, 18:25 #552
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Yesterday was Starter's turn to entertain Markabilly's sister for their threesome again. He got back late from work to find her naked on the kitchen stool screaming "a mouse, a mouse".
Big roll-eyes as he tells her there's nothing to worry about...
"You don't understand" she says, "it crawled up my leg and now it's inside me and I can't get it out!"
"Holy Lord" say Starter, starting to panic, "Hang on I'll call your hubby" as he reached for the phone...
Markabilly answers "you fool! you left her on her own again didn't you... don't worry it's not the first time she does something silly like that when she gets bored... I'll be there in twenty minutes. In the meantime, go to the fridge and get a piece of cheese... see if you can coax it out"
Twenty minutes later, Markabilly arrives to find Starter waving a mackerel around his missus' parts... "You fool, what are you doing? I said CHEESE!"
"I know, I know", Starter says, "I've got to get the bloody cat out first though !"United in diversity !!!
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6th September 2013, 14:03 #553
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Time to resurrect this thread
In Australia:
Bruce is walking down the farm road with two sheep, one under each arm. His neighbour Sheila sees Bruce walking with the sheep and says, "hey Bruce, you gonna sheer those sheep?" to which Bruce replies, "hell, no Sheila they all mine tonight!""But it aint how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done." Rocky.
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6th September 2013, 14:04 #554
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How do Australians find their sheep in long grass? Very satisfying :
"But it aint how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done." Rocky.
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