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    Did You Soil Yourself?

    I thought I would get this one out there before all the cosmic forces are aligned!
    If for some reason Lewis fails in his quest I wouldn't want this to seem antagonistic. If he delivers a thorough "Beat Down" then the probability of me using this platform for an ongoing research project would greatly diminish.
    Enquiring minds want to know. "Skid marks", nostril fluid acceleration, and exhaust, (also known as NFAE) butter-fingers, stinky fingers, uncontrollable bowels, and bladder! People I think we should all come clean (that was not meant to be a pun). I will personally take the lead and tell you up front I am going to go "Commando" for the entire race weekend. Any slip-ups by me will be magnified and I could find myself in some rather sticky social predicaments.
    Let's here everyone’s anecdotal stories. Once confessed your contrition will be sincere and painless!
    May the forza be with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazio
    I thought I would get this one out there before all the cosmic forces are aligned!
    If for some reason Lewis fails in his quest I wouldn't want this to seem antagonistic. If he delivers a thorough "Beat Down" then the probability of me using this platform for an ongoing research project would greatly diminish.
    Enquiring minds want to know. "Skid marks", nostril fluid acceleration, and exhaust, (also known as NFAE) butter-fingers, stinky fingers, uncontrollable bowels, and bladder! People I think we should all come clean (that was not meant to be a pun). I will personally take the lead and tell you up front I am going to go "Commando" for the entire race weekend. Any slip-ups by me will be magnified and I could find myself in some rather sticky social predicaments.
    Let's here everyone’s anecdotal stories. Once confessed your contrition will be sincere and painless!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazio
    I thought I would get this one out there before all the cosmic forces are aligned!
    If for some reason Lewis fails in his quest I wouldn't want this to seem antagonistic. If he delivers a thorough "Beat Down" then the probability of me using this platform for an ongoing research project would greatly diminish.
    Enquiring minds want to know. "Skid marks", nostril fluid acceleration, and exhaust, (also known as NFAE) butter-fingers, stinky fingers, uncontrollable bowels, and bladder! People I think we should all come clean (that was not meant to be a pun). I will personally take the lead and tell you up front I am going to go "Commando" for the entire race weekend. Any slip-ups by me will be magnified and I could find myself in some rather sticky social predicaments.
    Let's here everyone’s anecdotal stories. Once confessed your contrition will be sincere and painless!


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    First recorded event:

    10:14:56 [donks] wet fart

    I hope he doesn't sue me

    See what your missing in pino's chat room! :
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    10:56:55 [courageous] I just threw up a little bit - could ITV get any worse? :
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    With trulli on front row, Pino should got those diapers for himself...

    I would post another link but i don't do Italian
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazio
    First recorded event:
    10:14:56 [donks] wet fart
    just to put my comment in context :
    http://www.theexplodingwhale.com/mor...0126-taiwan/#3



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    Quote Originally Posted by donKey jote
    just to put my comment in context :
    http://www.theexplodingwhale.com/mor...0126-taiwan/#3


    http://www.theexplodingwhale.com/mor...0126-taiwan/#3
    "Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen — the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan — drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported."
    May the forza be with you

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    so now you see why I was so interested in the documentary :
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazio
    I thought I would get this one out there before all the cosmic forces are aligned!
    If for some reason Lewis fails in his quest I wouldn't want this to seem antagonistic. If he delivers a thorough "Beat Down" then the probability of me using this platform for an ongoing research project would greatly diminish.
    Enquiring minds want to know. "Skid marks", nostril fluid acceleration, and exhaust, (also known as NFAE) butter-fingers, stinky fingers, uncontrollable bowels, and bladder! People I think we should all come clean (that was not meant to be a pun). I will personally take the lead and tell you up front I am going to go "Commando" for the entire race weekend. Any slip-ups by me will be magnified and I could find myself in some rather sticky social predicaments.
    Let's here everyone’s anecdotal stories. Once confessed your contrition will be sincere and painless!
    I will be watching my children since my wife will be at work so I will be "the perfect dad" during the race.
    " Lady - I'm in an awful dilemma.
    Moe - Yeah, I never cared much for these foreign cars either."

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