Chinese Predictions

[Hondo]

Kubica will start extra light on fuel, say 8-10 laps worth in an attempt to get the pole and gain some lead time on the field. BMW has nothing to lose so Dr. Mario may let him try it.

FIA will lead the way in cost cutting by eliminating the position of Race Director and Charlie Whiting since the FIA is not bound by any decision he makes.

Kimi's answer for not moving over for Massa will be one of the following:
1.Radio broke, no heard team. I race to win.
2.I was taking a sh!t. I race to win.
3.Massa's a punk and I not slow for him. I race to win.
4.I would get team orders penalty. I race to win.

If Massa goes out and Hamilton is not in a position to score points, Hamilton's engine will blow.

Coulthard will try to collide with someone he hasn't already collided with this season.

Jenson and Rubens will finish 21st and 22nd after getting beat across the line by their own shadows.

[Daniel]

Lewis will qualify on the back row and try to pass everyone cv the first corner with a boneheaded move, fail to do so, get penalised and people will complain of bias Sebastien will drive a good race and through on fault of his own finish outside the points yet again.