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Krispy Kreme Challenge: Eat an entire Krispy Kreme donut without licking your lips...

A Car theft is witnessed by a blonde. When the owner arrives and looks perplexed she runs over and says, "Someone just stole your car! I saw it all happen!" The owner replies, "Did you call the...

On A church sign: JESUS SAVES!

And underneath was scrawled: "He should play in goal for Chelsea"

I don't see what the problem is actaully. Adultery has to be one of the lowest forms of conduct on earth today. For it to be adultery it means one of or both parties were married. For the innocent...

Yup, I think everyone goes thru that.

Been split up from my first for seven months now. Worse part is, due to unavoidable circumstances I still see her 2 or 3 times a week, although she won't speak to me. It gets easier to deal with over...

I tryed to learn to play the organ once..... it didn't work to well I think I ended up breaking it!

Do I even dare ask???

And therein lies the inherent problem with our health system. To many doctors and nurses... Er.. "Playing" with our organs! :s

OK, women have small feet...they can stand closer to the oven and benchtop.

Guys have bigger feet...easier to cover both the accelarator and brake for effective heel/toeing.

I rest my case

A biker was riding along the road, he fell off... Why?

He got hit by three falling Koalas!

If someone had the time to kiss for 24hours straight I would say it would be THEM that doesn't have much of a life!! :s

I'm the only person in our entire family (7kids no less) that gets their name shortened by our parents. makes the others incredibly jealous.

The Warehouse? Multi-million dollar corporation over here. Retails in various goods. Kinda like Kmart or Target I guess. :D

I would like to refer you to Einsteins relativity theory. A good thing to read is "A short History of Nearly everything" By Bill Bryson. Explains it very well in chapter 9. :)

No... that's way too high.

Well, it may be just you. It's quite a common practice over here... :p

This is why:


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10424667



Maybe it's just a kiwi thing... :s

Korean Hand knife: "Keep out of children!"

Didn't realise you were kiwi!

What I love is that you KNOW there aren't any radar traps or speed cameras around if you see one... ;p

Very correct. I'm a crack sniper shot on SOCOM. But in real life I couldn't hit a barn door with a shotgun from 5yards away.

What a funny thread. stevie gerrard is looking at yesterdays newspaper and yet still seems to have the ability to read this without looking?

John Brow can do his maths homework whilst typing on...

Got rid of a certain S. Hussein.

Made the oil companies dance for joy....

OK that's fair enough... :)

What, but forhget th African nations where civilians are still being killed in their thousands after 20years??? Why isn't that a hot topic?