Hilarious Driver Quotes

I decided to open this one, because I just ejected my beer through the nose after watching Vettel in the press conference. Asked about the Utra-Soft tyres: "Well, it's like asking a rabbit how his first date went. He will tell you it was great, but it didn't last very long." :D

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"So I think I did everything right, absolutely everything right." Daniiel Kvyat

https://www.carthrottle.com/post/10-...n-quotes-ever/ Kimi Quotes :)

My favs from the above:

Martin Brundle: “Kimi, you missed the presentation by Pele.”
Kimi Raikkonen: “Yeah.”
MB: “Will you get over it?”
KM: “Yeah. I was having a sh*t.”

2013 Aus press conference:
Interviewer: “Who wants to start with that one, Kimi?”
Kimi Raikkonen: “No, I don’t want to”

:)

Not a driver quote
"Aerodynamics is for people who can't build engines". - Enzo Ferrari,on increasing use of aerodynamics in F1
But is kinda sums up Ferrari's approach to F1 until the end of the 70's

The old Mclaren ad.

JPM - "Do you ever have to fix a photocopier?"
Kimi - "A what?"
JPN - "A photo-copy-er"
Kimi - "What is the photocopier?"

I like to believe that wasn't scripted. :)

"You f*cking idiot, you broke my fucking head. Miiiraa! You f*cking idiot!" JPM, as his wife covers his mouth with her hand.

He sure did like calling everyone a "f*cking idiot". :D

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Originally Posted by Koz

"You f*cking idiot, you broke my fucking head. Miiiraa! You f*cking idiot!" JPM, as his wife covers his mouth with her hand.

He sure did like calling everyone a "f*cking idiot". :D

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He did that in a race as well. I think it was Indianapolis. "F***ing Räikkönen"

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Originally Posted by dj_bytedisaster

He did that in a race as well. I think it was Indianapolis. "F***ing Räikkönen"

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I thought that was Spa?

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Originally Posted by henners88

I thought that was Spa?

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Correct, my fault. But he dropped the F-bomb on radio too when serving a drive-through at Indy. He was always good for some trucker language on air, although his standing record for most f-bombs in a single transmission was broken by Vettel in Sochi :D

Not to mention 'there is a deer on the track Juan'

JPM: 'Oh deer'

Austria I think, maybe 2002?

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Originally Posted by henners88

Not to mention 'there is a deer on the track Juan'

JPM: 'Oh deer'

Austria I think, maybe 2002?

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2001

The Mechanic's reply was even better...

"It's like a horse with horns."

Then you hear JPM laughing his arse off in the car...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UMIjAfLsrc