hi lads im really into go farting and would like to start doing some compitions around the UK dose anyone no how i would go about doing that and have any phone numbers i could ring etc. thanks
All About Farts
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hi lads im really into go farting and would like to start doing some compitions around the UK dose anyone no how i would go about doing that and have any phone numbers i could ring etc. thanks
All About Farts
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I've read that the average person farts about 15 times a day and produces something like 500mL of gas all up. I would assume that most of it is produced by gut flora in the act of digestion. Am I right?
Did you know that fart means speed in Swedish? That cow was probably caught by a fartkamera:
fartkamera - Wiktionary
Swedish
[edit]Noun
fartkamera c
traffic camera, a still camera to monitor speeding on highways
ioan will like this thread :p :
How much money do you have, Donks? ;)
It might be best to begin with co-farting for another farter. Many championship-winning farters have actually begun their careers as co-farters, as have many rally co-drivers.
I was once listening to a football match and was amused to hear there was a player named Fan Der Fart. I wonder if he has a brother named Enthusiast Der Fart.
My mate Mick (the master farter) has a double jointed arse........
Would it be wind protected and fuel-injected by any chance?Quote:
Originally Posted by SGWilko
That's the one - burns the nose, stings the eyes and even scorches the grass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rollo
Does Micks' double jointed arse............
Hahhhaahhahha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Eki
I think you mean Van der Fard?Quote:
Originally Posted by Eki
Actually I think it's written Van der Vaart.Quote:
Originally Posted by 555-04Q2
Rafael van der Vaart - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
How does he manage to stay on a bar stool?Quote:
Originally Posted by SGWilko
Upward propulsion.Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
Do cows at wind farms fart more or louder than cows at other farms?
Impossible, henners already likes it... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by 555-04Q2
He turns it upside down - prevents the wind too until the pressure reaches 5.0Bar that is.......Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
I used to snicker when Robin Van persie and Rafael van der Vaart passed the ball to each other. persie (perse=ass in finnish)Quote:
Originally Posted by Eki
Sorry, perhaps a bit off topic...
There's a land area just at the edge of our city, that's currently under review for commercial and residential development, called Paskapoo.
I'm not sure where the name comes from; I believe it's some native indian term.
I certainly wouldn't want to be the contractor that has to cut down those trees... :mark:
Fart Farms
Sounds like a promising development; especially for people of Finnish descent. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by schmenke
I wouldn't want one of those in my backyard.Quote:
Originally Posted by race aficionado
It's the noise . . . and of course the smell . . . but they are "green".Quote:
Originally Posted by Eki
Isn't that owned by the same people who ran Rapture farms? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by race aficionado
I can't believe Estonians made this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristjan
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out of this:
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Actually this sounds more right:
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it all sounds a bit fishy to me :\
I suspect Eki has cast me as the fish in his "Eki and the Fish" spectacle... :)
Good crap, though. :D
Eki could really use you right now ? :eek: :s ailor: :crazy: :kiss: :p
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I know which one eki is, but which is you ? :p
The tall attractive one. :p :
you're a bloke? :eek: :p
Anyway, I have to say: damn you Eki and Studiose... now I have a stoopid earworm and I haven't a clue what any of the versions mean :mad:
Fun to see how the stoopid words are pronounced/written though :)
Yes, a Finno-Ugric conspiracy. ;) Privy not to Indo-Europeans, even to ones as proficient in languages as you are, dear Donks. :)
You're an elephant?Quote:
Originally Posted by donKey jote
Eki & his Eesti friend:
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Well, you take the original Finnish Lyrics here:Quote:
Originally Posted by donKey jote
Poju - Poika (Saunoo) Lyrics
Put them through Google translate, and you get:
Son (goes to sauna) Lyrics.
Now the boy goes to sauna
it is bathed, it is to sing and shout
encouragement of champagne
Our son has come home
Now the boy goes to sauna
It monitors the riekkuu and Tidings
gaze mällää
Our son has come home
---
Rests in the autumn, it will draw people
own thinking about the past summer
Was ystävii, just metal runway
Now is cooped up in the gentlemen showcases
Before Christmas, unveils the eyes
is yet uncertain, new home
A few months need to skarpata
until it has become a time to celebrate
---
Now the boy goes to sauna
it is bathed, it is to sing and shout
encouragement of champagne
Our son has come home
Now the boy goes to sauna
It monitors the riekkuu and Tidings
gaze mällää
Our son has come home
---
When spring comes, it starts to heat
starts to watch the end of TIIMA
# PROG # yet, the trials of real-
hyperlevoton, do not fall asleep runway
changes to the annual Friends, faces
point the boy, they will embrace
Now the captain of hands, raise the
hugs kisses as her own child
---
Now the boy goes to sauna
it is bathed, it is to sing and shout
encouragement of champagne
Our son has come home
Now the boy goes to sauna
It monitors the riekkuu and Tidings
gaze mällää
Our son has come home
(repeat)
---
It has become home to
It has become home to
The boy has come home
It has become home to
Not enough time wars
The boy has come home!
---
Now the boy goes to sauna
it is bathed, it is to sing and shout
encouragement of champagne
Our son has come home
Now the boy goes to sauna
It monitors the riekkuu and Tidings
gaze mällää
Our son has come home
(repeat)